Deal or No Deal

[unbillievable]

You get a Billion dollars...

...but you'll be single for the rest of your life.

 

Definition of Single: NO exclusive romantic relationship with any one person, or group of people.

No relationship that requires that you ask permission to interact with another party.

 

inspired by Meathead's SB thread...

 

Edited January 16, 2023 by unbillievable

[Draconator]

Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with is worth far more than money. 

[Guffalo]

Wait, isnt the question Bachelor for life OR a Billion dollars?

[Just Jack]

You can find lots of women that want to hang out with you if you have a billion dollars.  Just make sure you wrap it up or get yourself fixed. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

You can find lots of women that want to hang out with you if you have a billion dollars.  Just make sure you wrap it up or get yourself fixed. 

And even if you don't, a billion should be enough to take good care of your carelessness.  

[Jauronimo]

Are you my wife?  Pretty sure its the law that you have to tell me if you're my wife before I answer this question.  Entrapment is a serious offense.  I will also need proof of funds.

[WhoTom]

11 hours ago, Draconator said:

Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with is worth far more than money. 

 

^ This. I'll take one woman who wants me for me over a bunch of women who wouldn't give me the time of day if I didn't have a billion dollars.

 

[Don Otreply]

I would take the billion,

then I would do the billionaire thing, lie/break the contract and do what the hell ever I want to do, to include getting a life partner, 😁👍

[Teddy KGB]

How is this even a question lmao. 
 

[Nextmanup]

On 1/12/2023 at 10:14 PM, unbillievable said:

You get a Billion dollars...

...but you'll be single for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

 

inspired by Meathead's SB thread...

Define what "single" means in this context, please.

 

Otherwise it's impossible to answer.

 

 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Being single isn’t a horrible thing.  Especially if you have a billion dollars.  If I take the billion does “single” mean I can’t have just casual sex with women?

 

Ehhh…I’d take the billion either way 😆 

[Fr. Jerk]

Forever married to the streets, ya dig

[unbillievable]

13 hours ago, Nextmanup said:

Define what "single" means in this context, please.

 

Otherwise it's impossible to answer.

 

 

 

I'm surprised that people no longer know what "single" means.

The Dating scene must be really screwed up.

 

I updated the OP, but it just means that you can't have a wife or girlfriend.

Think early Barney from HIMYM.

 

Although I would like to hear the ladies opnion on this.

Edited January 16, 2023 by unbillievable

[The Dean]

I would never sell out my desires for money, no matter what amount.  I never understood people's unbelievable devotion to the dollar.

 

But I've been a bachelor my entire life. I have gone years without an exclusive romantic relationship. Even when I was in one, I never had to ask permission to interact with another party.  

 

I have many close women friends and a rich social life. My friends and I are involved with each other's lives and share in each other's joys and sorrows. But I come home and I have complete control over the TV, music, heat/ac, etc.  I've never felt lonely a day in my life.  I absolutely love my life.

 

Many of my married friends think I have the perfect life. Some might give a large amount of money to have mine.

 

But I know many people who could not thrive in my situation. One choice isn't any better than another out of context. It depends what works for the individual.

 

So, do I get the Billion$$?

[ExiledInIllinois]

4 hours ago, The Dean said:

I would never sell out my desires for money, no matter what amount.  I never understood people's unbelievable devotion to the dollar.

 

But I've been a bachelor my entire life. I have gone years without an exclusive romantic relationship. Even when I was in one, I never had to ask permission to interact with another party.  

 

I have many close women friends and a rich social life. My friends and I are involved with each other's lives and share in each other's joys and sorrows. But I come home and I have complete control over the TV, music, heat/ac, etc.  I've never felt lonely a day in my life.  I absolutely love my life.

 

Many of my married friends think I have the perfect life. Some might give a large amount of money to have mine.

 

But I know many people who could not thrive in my situation. One choice isn't any better than another out of context. It depends what works for the individual.

 

So, do I get the Billion$$?

No. The question for you gets reversed 180°. 😉 😜 

[LeGOATski]

I'm already happily married with two wonderful kids. Not giving that away for any amount of money. If I had to, a billion big ones would sure ease the pain a little....

[EmotionallyUnstable]

I am married so obviously chose the billion dollars. My wife would understand 

[Your Brown Eye]

If I was single, I'd probably say a billion dollars, but with a fiance and a 10 month old ... I think I'll keep 'em 

[The Dean]

19 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

No. The question for you gets reversed 180°. 😉 😜 

 

 

Then I have to say, "No Deal"

[Buffalo Super Fan]

I would take the billion dollars and donate it all the billion dollars to UB Bulls football program. So Buffalo can have a new real college football stadium state of the art domed for UB Bulls football and UB basketball in my opinion. UB Horns Up! Go Bulls! Let’s Go Buffalo