The Poojer Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 I am designing a card, the fron has a pic of wifey as a baby, and so far the front text is "....When you were young and your heart was an open book,You used to say live and let live..." The inside is a recent, not the most flattering pic of her,...what would be a good song line to show the woes of getting older? Thanks in advance. and if anyone has a better front text line by all means please suggest
BRH Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Things they do look awful c-c-c-cold Hope I die before I get old No?
VABills Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Roses are red Violets are blue Nancy Reagan is old and so are you
Mark VI Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Aren't you supposed to put a sign on your front lawn, saying " Lordy,Lordy, look who's 40 ? ", followed by a bad picture from youth in the local paper ? I thought that was some sort of cretin protocol.
IDBillzFan Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Open the card and it should read: "How that became 'sag and let sag' is beyond me."
Guffalo Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Aren't you supposed to put a sign on your front lawn, saying " Lordy,Lordy, look who's 40 ? ", followed by a bad picture from youth in the local paper ? I thought that was some sort of cretin protocol. 342496[/snapback] No, they just do that for you, "King of All Things Cretin"
The Poojer Posted May 23, 2005 Author Posted May 23, 2005 ooh, you might be on to something!!!! Open the card and it should read: "How that became 'sag and let sag' is beyond me." 342498[/snapback]
rockpile Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Open the card and it should read: "How that became 'sag and let sag' is beyond me." 342498[/snapback] Best so far!
The Poojer Posted May 23, 2005 Author Posted May 23, 2005 so far this is what i have for the inside "…What a drag it is getting old. Kids are different today, I hear ev’ry mother say, Mother needs something today to calm her down…. "
stuckincincy Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 I am designing a card, the fron has a pic of wifey as a baby, and so far the front text is "....When you were young and your heart was an open book,You used to say live and let live..." The inside is a recent, not the most flattering pic of her,...what would be a good song line to show the woes of getting older? Thanks in advance. and if anyone has a better front text line by all means please suggest 342485[/snapback] Hmmmm...purchasing another's lines to insult one's spouse is one thing, taking pains to do it yourself may get you remembered in a special way.
duey Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Unflattering picture = call to divorce lawer. Good luck with that.
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