VABills Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 The 17 people left with season tickets would all be nice to each other. 342578[/snapback] Will we have polar bear wrestling with 42 chinese midgets, and baby seal clubbing days at the Ralph?
IDBillzFan Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 There are a lot of things to accomplish in 24 hours, but I would have to say the first thing I would do is get on a flight to Anaheim and check out the new stadium they're proposing. Then I'd start interviewing people to do the radio play-by-play, and make them all shout the same thing: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome YOUR Los Angeles Bills of Buffalo!"
Bill from NYC Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 I would hire DC Tom (Crap Throwing Monkey) and put him in charge of media relations. R.Rich, Badolbilz, AKC, Lori and Simon would have jobs if they were interested. Oh, and Travis would be gone in a week, either by trade or cut.
VABills Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 There are a lot of things to accomplish in 24 hours, but I would have to say the first thing I would do is get on a flight to Anaheim and check out the new stadium they're proposing. Then I'd start interviewing people to do the radio play-by-play, and make them all shout the same thing: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome YOUR Los Angeles Bills of Buffalo!" 342589[/snapback] You're a dick.
mead107 Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Increase the size of the Jills squad, and reduce the size of their UNIs 342458[/snapback] increase all the jills braest to extra large , i was thinking that was what you where going to say
stuckincincy Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 increase all the jills braest to extra large , i was thinking that was what you where going to say 342632[/snapback] Hey, I thought you are on the weight-loss bandwagon.
plenzmd1 Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Hey, I thought you are on the weight-loss bandwagon. 342671[/snapback] Well, he is trying to stick with breast meat
apulshunny Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 If I'm the GM for a day and my name is Tom Donahoe... I resign
stuckincincy Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Well, he is trying to stick with breast meat 342675[/snapback]
ans4e64 Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 is everybody afraid to say it? i mean come on......... shrink the jills unis, make their breasts bigger.... so here it is..... TAKE AWAY THEIR UNIFORMS AND HAVE THEM DANCE NAKED..... is that what everybody was trying to get at? lol I would move the bus parking back into the front where the limos are now. My 80 year old grandmother who cant drive takes the buses and they park like across the street way back and all of the elderly people, who have supported the bills for decades upon decades, can barely make it to their seat.
Like A Mofo Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 If I'm the GM for a day and my name is Tom Donahoe...I resign 342678[/snapback] Optimistic aren't we?!?
Buftex Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 The 17 people left with season tickets would all be nice to each other. 342578[/snapback] They would have to be, each would have a gun lodged in the others temple!
Alaska Darin Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 They would have to be, each would have a gun lodged in the others temple! 342735[/snapback] Armed season ticket holders are polite season ticket holders.
plenzmd1 Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 is everybody afraid to say it? i mean come on......... shrink the jills unis, make their breasts bigger.... so here it is..... TAKE AWAY THEIR UNIFORMS AND HAVE THEM DANCE NAKED..... is that what everybody was trying to get at? lol I would move the bus parking back into the front where the limos are now. My 80 year old grandmother who cant drive takes the buses and they park like across the street way back and all of the elderly people, who have supported the bills for decades upon decades, can barely make it to their seat. 342684[/snapback] Well, i would say that idea maybe entered into my mind.
erynthered Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Put TracyLee in charge of team films. 342579[/snapback] ROFL Damn you..................
boomerjamhead Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Cut Pet Rock. 342460[/snapback] Your avatar is disturbing. Why would you wish harm on a tiny little kitty kat? Is that how Marines get thier jollies off?
IDBillzFan Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Is that how Marines get thier jollies off? 342754[/snapback] It is when the Navy fellas aren't in town.
boomerjamhead Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Is is when the Navy fellas aren't in town. 342771[/snapback] Fag.
Mark VI Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Is is when the Navy fellas aren't in town. 342771[/snapback] I'm surprised you or Dib didn't respond with your dreams of replacing the Jills with nothing but DD bimbo's, turning an afternoon at the Ralph into your own personal Russ Meyer film.
IDBillzFan Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 I'm surprised you or Dib didn't respond with your dreams of replacing the Jills with nothing but DD bimbo's, turning an afternoon at the Ralph into your own personal Russ Meyer film. 342783[/snapback] If we replace the Jills with a bunch of DD bimbos, who's going to sit with us during the game?
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