Mark VI Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 If we replace the Jills with a bunch of DD bimbos, who's going to sit with us during the game? 342786[/snapback] Their coaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 If I'm the GM for a day and my name is Tom Donahoe...I resign 342678[/snapback] gawd, it took this long for somebod to post that. you guys are slipping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bflojohn Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Pretty easy folks... Trade J.P. Losman to Dallas for Drew Bledsoe and extend his contract upon his return! Sarcasm- please note! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Change the uniforms to these and write in the contract that I get 10 percent of the profits from all jersey sales for life. Then go to Amsterdam. 342477[/snapback] YER FIRED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Kid Picked Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I would hire Cootiehog and put her in charge of continuing education. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'd give myself a big fat bonus!!! then fly to Memphis and get ribs at corky's!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I would hire DC Tom (Crap Throwing Monkey) and put him in charge of media relations. R.Rich, Badolbilz, AKC, Lori and Simon would have jobs if they were interested. Oh, and Travis would be gone in a week, either by trade or cut. 342590[/snapback] I'll be the janitor. I think I can hack it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'll be the janitor. I think I can hack it. 343321[/snapback] In the cheerleaders lockerroom right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I would hire Cootiehog and put her in charge of continuing education. 343311[/snapback] I'm starting to think that maybe you shared some of your Jose juice with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 In the cheerleaders right? 343545[/snapback] Can I plead the 5th? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Can I plead the 5th? 343553[/snapback] No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Well, then the obvious answer is no. I'm a happily married man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Well, then the obvious answer is no. I'm a happily married man. 343557[/snapback] And thankfully not under oath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 i'm rich, B word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 i'm rich, B word 343591[/snapback] No, udonkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Free beer for everybody...every home game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 No, udonkey. 343597[/snapback] touche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 No, udonkey. 343597[/snapback] Does that make you Shrek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Kid Picked Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'm starting to think that maybe you shared some of your Jose juice with her. 343547[/snapback] I already have... Cootiehog didn't grow that mustache by herself, or did she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I already have... Cootiehog didn't grow that mustache by herself, or did she? 343637[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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