Mark VI Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 If we replace the Jills with a bunch of DD bimbos, who's going to sit with us during the game? 342786[/snapback] Their coaches.
/dev/null Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 If I'm the GM for a day and my name is Tom Donahoe...I resign 342678[/snapback] gawd, it took this long for somebod to post that. you guys are slipping
Bflojohn Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Pretty easy folks... Trade J.P. Losman to Dallas for Drew Bledsoe and extend his contract upon his return! Sarcasm- please note!
BillnutinHouston Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Change the uniforms to these and write in the contract that I get 10 percent of the profits from all jersey sales for life. Then go to Amsterdam. 342477[/snapback] YER FIRED!!
Last Kid Picked Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 I would hire Cootiehog and put her in charge of continuing education.
Adam Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 I'd give myself a big fat bonus!!! then fly to Memphis and get ribs at corky's!!
R. Rich Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 I would hire DC Tom (Crap Throwing Monkey) and put him in charge of media relations. R.Rich, Badolbilz, AKC, Lori and Simon would have jobs if they were interested. Oh, and Travis would be gone in a week, either by trade or cut. 342590[/snapback] I'll be the janitor. I think I can hack it.
VABills Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 I'll be the janitor. I think I can hack it. 343321[/snapback] In the cheerleaders lockerroom right?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 I would hire Cootiehog and put her in charge of continuing education. 343311[/snapback] I'm starting to think that maybe you shared some of your Jose juice with her.
R. Rich Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 In the cheerleaders right? 343545[/snapback] Can I plead the 5th?
R. Rich Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Well, then the obvious answer is no. I'm a happily married man.
Alaska Darin Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Well, then the obvious answer is no. I'm a happily married man. 343557[/snapback] And thankfully not under oath.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 Free beer for everybody...every home game!
VABills Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 No, udonkey. 343597[/snapback] Does that make you Shrek?
Last Kid Picked Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 I'm starting to think that maybe you shared some of your Jose juice with her. 343547[/snapback] I already have... Cootiehog didn't grow that mustache by herself, or did she?
udonkey Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 I already have... Cootiehog didn't grow that mustache by herself, or did she? 343637[/snapback]
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