ChevyVanMiller Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 It's hard to post on topic this time of year, but I'll give it a shot. I wave my magic wand and you suddenly find yourself Bills GM for one 24 hour period. You have supreme power over all of the kingdom of Billsland, but there is one catch. You can only make one move during your reign at the top. You can sign a player, fire a coach, bench a veteran or put someone's name up on the Wall of Fame. It's your legacy, what's your move gonna be? Mine would be to tell my coaches that the 53rd spot on the active roster is all mine. I would then sign a 6' 9" guy with an 18" vertical off of an ABA or NDBL roster and designate him as my Kick Blocker. My reasoning is that even if he only blocks 2-3 balls during the season he's counted far more toward my objective of being a winning ballclub than a 7th LB would have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 extend Nates contract! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 It's hard to post on topic this time of year, but I'll give it a shot. I wave my magic wand and you suddenly find yourself Bills GM for one 24 hour period. You have supreme power over all of the kindom of Billsland, but there is one catch. You can only make one move during your reign at the top. You can sign a player, fire a coach, bench a veteran or put someone's name up on the Wall of Fame. It's your legacy, what's your move gonna be? Mine would be to tell my coaches that the 53rd spot on the active roster is all mine. I would then sign a 6' 9" guy with an 18" vertical off of an ABA or NDBL roster and designate him as my Kick Blocker. My reasoning is that even if he only blocks 2-3 balls during the season he's counted far more toward my objective of being a winning ballclub than a 7th LB would have. 342449[/snapback] Increase the size of the Jills squad, and reduce the size of their UNIs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Cut Pet Rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envirojeff Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Increase the size of the Jills squad, and reduce the size of their UNIs 342458[/snapback] and put them all on a diet, or maybe trade them for the Buc's team. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanForever19 Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Cut Pet Rock. 342460[/snapback] Right now? Sign L.J. Shelton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Fried Bolgna Sandwiches are restored to the concession stands, My lagacy will waft through the stadium for years to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Give myself a 20 million $ bonus. Then catch an afternoon flight to Amsterdam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Right now? Sign L.J. Shelton. 342466[/snapback] Yes. because it gives a roster spot and money to sign a LT like Shelton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Change the uniforms to these and write in the contract that I get 10 percent of the profits from all jersey sales for life. Then go to Amsterdam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 23, 2005 Author Share Posted May 23, 2005 Increase the size of the Jills squad, and reduce the size of their UNIs 342458[/snapback] It took just two posts for the whole discussion to degenerate into XXX fantasies about the Jills. On a positive note, that's one post longer than I had my money on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamboni Man Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Hire Conrad Dobler as an offensive line consultant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Lower the price of a beer...if you mean football related, then i'd vote for extending clements... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Give myself a 20 million $ bonus. Then catch an afternoon flight to Amsterdam 342470[/snapback] Amsterdam? Geez, that's an old mill town and is really run down. Set your sights higher, like Schenectady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 I'd give myself a sideline pass that never expires so I can watch all future Bills games on the Bills sideline. CW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 I would try to obtain UDFA rb Bobby Purify - Colorado, from the 49'ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Hire Rudy as the team's shrink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Hire Alaska Darin as head of my customer relations department! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Hire Akaska Darin as head of my customer relations department! 342574[/snapback] The 17 people left with season tickets would all be nice to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BF in Indiana Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 Put TracyLee in charge of team films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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