ChevyVanMiller Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 It's hard to post on topic this time of year, but I'll give it a shot. I wave my magic wand and you suddenly find yourself Bills GM for one 24 hour period. You have supreme power over all of the kingdom of Billsland, but there is one catch. You can only make one move during your reign at the top. You can sign a player, fire a coach, bench a veteran or put someone's name up on the Wall of Fame. It's your legacy, what's your move gonna be? Mine would be to tell my coaches that the 53rd spot on the active roster is all mine. I would then sign a 6' 9" guy with an 18" vertical off of an ABA or NDBL roster and designate him as my Kick Blocker. My reasoning is that even if he only blocks 2-3 balls during the season he's counted far more toward my objective of being a winning ballclub than a 7th LB would have.
plenzmd1 Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 It's hard to post on topic this time of year, but I'll give it a shot. I wave my magic wand and you suddenly find yourself Bills GM for one 24 hour period. You have supreme power over all of the kindom of Billsland, but there is one catch. You can only make one move during your reign at the top. You can sign a player, fire a coach, bench a veteran or put someone's name up on the Wall of Fame. It's your legacy, what's your move gonna be? Mine would be to tell my coaches that the 53rd spot on the active roster is all mine. I would then sign a 6' 9" guy with an 18" vertical off of an ABA or NDBL roster and designate him as my Kick Blocker. My reasoning is that even if he only blocks 2-3 balls during the season he's counted far more toward my objective of being a winning ballclub than a 7th LB would have. 342449[/snapback] Increase the size of the Jills squad, and reduce the size of their UNIs
envirojeff Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Increase the size of the Jills squad, and reduce the size of their UNIs 342458[/snapback] and put them all on a diet, or maybe trade them for the Buc's team. Jeff
BillsFanForever19 Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Cut Pet Rock. 342460[/snapback] Right now? Sign L.J. Shelton.
Guffalo Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Fried Bolgna Sandwiches are restored to the concession stands, My lagacy will waft through the stadium for years to come
Mark VI Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Give myself a 20 million $ bonus. Then catch an afternoon flight to Amsterdam
VABills Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Right now? Sign L.J. Shelton. 342466[/snapback] Yes. because it gives a roster spot and money to sign a LT like Shelton.
UConn James Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Change the uniforms to these and write in the contract that I get 10 percent of the profits from all jersey sales for life. Then go to Amsterdam.
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 23, 2005 Author Posted May 23, 2005 Increase the size of the Jills squad, and reduce the size of their UNIs 342458[/snapback] It took just two posts for the whole discussion to degenerate into XXX fantasies about the Jills. On a positive note, that's one post longer than I had my money on.
Zamboni Man Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Hire Conrad Dobler as an offensive line consultant.
Ramius Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Lower the price of a beer...if you mean football related, then i'd vote for extending clements...
OGTEleven Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Give myself a 20 million $ bonus. Then catch an afternoon flight to Amsterdam 342470[/snapback] Amsterdam? Geez, that's an old mill town and is really run down. Set your sights higher, like Schenectady.
Fezmid Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 I'd give myself a sideline pass that never expires so I can watch all future Bills games on the Bills sideline. CW
stuckincincy Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 I would try to obtain UDFA rb Bobby Purify - Colorado, from the 49'ers.
Buftex Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Hire Alaska Darin as head of my customer relations department!
Alaska Darin Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Hire Akaska Darin as head of my customer relations department! 342574[/snapback] The 17 people left with season tickets would all be nice to each other.
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