Gugny Posted January 5, 2023 Author Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 9:06 PM, SinceThe70s said: Throwing it away simply won't do, this requires a full-on exorcism. Do you have any ordained ministers in the neighborhood that can help you out? The power of Damar compels you!!!! Expand Believe it or not, I am an ordained minister! I am TOTALLY doing this! On 1/5/2023 at 8:55 PM, Albany,n.y. said: Use the bottle tonight to celebrate Damar's progress & get a new bottle for the playoffs. Expand On 1/5/2023 at 8:57 PM, Simon said: I'm with Albany Crack it right now for Damar and get a new one Expand I kind of like SinceThe70s' exorcism idea, including saying "The power of Damar compels you!" 2 Quote
MJS Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 Sounds like you need to give up booze entirely, for the good of the team. Sorry. I don't make the rules. 1 Quote
Gugny Posted January 5, 2023 Author Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 9:11 PM, MJS said: Sounds like you need to give up booze entirely, for the good of the team. Sorry. I don't make the rules. Expand I will never forgive you for this. 1 Quote
Augie Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) On 1/5/2023 at 7:40 PM, BarleyNY said: You’re just throwing away good booze? That’s your problem right there. Expand I’m hoping “throwing it away” is a euphemism for chugging it, followed by a record breaking BEEEEEEEELCH! EDIT: Where is the option to keep it…..AND get another??? We’re all coming to Gugny’s place, so he’s going to need a LOT more! . Edited January 5, 2023 by Augie 1 1 Quote
Scott7975 Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) On 1/5/2023 at 7:34 PM, Gugny said: The Background: Whenever the Bills get to the playoffs, for each round, I get a bottle of champagne with which to celebrate after a Bills win. The bottle I bought last year for the BUF/KC game is still in my refrigerator. The Problem I'm Having: With 13 seconds left in the game (I'm sorry for bringing it up; it hurts me, too), I went to the fridge and took out the champagne. I put it on the counter, but did not open it because the game wasn't over and I didn't want to jinx anything. Obviously, we did not win. Since that moment, I've thought that simply taking the bottle out of the fridge was enough to get the jinx going. Where You Can Help: I don't know if I should keep this bottle and use it for the Bills' first playoff game this season. I don't know if it's cursed. Should I roll with the current bottle? Or should I ditch it and get a new one? Expand I am not superstitious at all. If I was I think I would tell you that the only way to break the curse is to pop that bottle open right now and beer bong that sucker while doing a cerimonial dance. Edited January 5, 2023 by Scott7975 1 Quote
teef Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 Don’t you dare put this on booze. Don’t you dare. 2 Quote
Warcodered Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 7:39 PM, wagon127 said: You need new bottles for each game, but don't touch the 13 seconds bottle until the Bills are touching the Lombardi trophy. Expand Then you dig it up from where you buried it in the yard. Quote
NewEra Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 7:34 PM, Gugny said: The Background: Whenever the Bills get to the playoffs, for each round, I get a bottle of champagne with which to celebrate after a Bills win. The bottle I bought last year for the BUF/KC game is still in my refrigerator. The Problem I'm Having: With 13 seconds left in the game (I'm sorry for bringing it up; it hurts me, too), I went to the fridge and took out the champagne. I put it on the counter, but did not open it because the game wasn't over and I didn't want to jinx anything. Obviously, we did not win. Since that moment, I've thought that simply taking the bottle out of the fridge was enough to get the jinx going. Where You Can Help: I don't know if I should keep this bottle and use it for the Bills' first playoff game this season. I don't know if it's cursed. Should I roll with the current bottle? Or should I ditch it and get a new one? Expand Pop that ish right now!! Kick back and enjoy the day! Buy another one for this years playoff run On 1/5/2023 at 9:17 PM, Augie said: I’m hoping “throwing it away” is a euphemism for chugging it, followed by a record breaking BEEEEEEEELCH! EDIT: Where is the option to keep it…..AND get another??? We’re all coming to Gugny’s place, so he’s going to need a LOT more! . Expand Bingo!! Quote
Gugny Posted January 5, 2023 Author Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 9:17 PM, Augie said: I’m hoping “throwing it away” is a euphemism for chugging it, followed by a record breaking BEEEEEEEELCH! EDIT: Where is the option to keep it…..AND get another??? We’re all coming to Gugny’s place, so he’s going to need a LOT more! . Expand On 1/5/2023 at 9:20 PM, NewEra said: Pop that ish right now!! Kick back and enjoy the day! Buy another one for this years playoff run Expand To clarify ... this is just one of those little bottles that pours a couple glasses. I get one for each game, but I don't buy a new one until they advance. Quote
folz Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 7:39 PM, wagon127 said: You need new bottles for each game, but don't touch the 13 seconds bottle until the Bills are touching the Lombardi trophy. Expand I voted keep the bottle...but wagon127 has your answer. Don't open it for the first playoff game, save it for either an AFC Championship win (what it should have been opened for) or for a Super Bowl victory. But this time, leave it in the damn refrigerator until the game clock reads 0:00. At least we now finally know who to blame the 13 seconds fiasco on...Gugny, you darn jinx. 😁 1 Quote
Augie Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 9:21 PM, Gugny said: To clarify ... this is just one of those little bottles that pours a couple glasses. I get one for each game, but I don't buy a new one until they advance. Expand That’s good to know. If you drank from the big bottle you might need to pee so bad you wind up in the ladies room out of desperation. AGAIN! 3 Quote
Freddie's Dead Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) So all this time you hid it from us. He're we've been blaming Frazier and McD, and it was you who pulled the bottle out the fridge for the premature eja...er....celebration. You bastard. Get rid of that mother ***** bottle. Edited January 5, 2023 by Freddie's Dead 1 Quote
NewEra Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 9:21 PM, Gugny said: To clarify ... this is just one of those little bottles that pours a couple glasses. I get one for each game, but I don't buy a new one until they advance. Expand Ah ok. It’s all starting to make senses now. That’s obviously been our problem all these years! Buy a real bottle god dammit!!! 3 Quote
buffaloboyinATL Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 7:34 PM, Gugny said: The Background: Whenever the Bills get to the playoffs, for each round, I get a bottle of champagne with which to celebrate after a Bills win. The bottle I bought last year for the BUF/KC game is still in my refrigerator. The Problem I'm Having: With 13 seconds left in the game (I'm sorry for bringing it up; it hurts me, too), I went to the fridge and took out the champagne. I put it on the counter, but did not open it because the game wasn't over and I didn't want to jinx anything. Obviously, we did not win. Since that moment, I've thought that simply taking the bottle out of the fridge was enough to get the jinx going. Where You Can Help: I don't know if I should keep this bottle and use it for the Bills' first playoff game this season. I don't know if it's cursed. Should I roll with the current bottle? Or should I ditch it and get a new one? Expand You need to drink that bottle in 13 seconds, before the playoffs start, to reverse the jinx. We are counting on you. Quote
Captain Caveman Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 You should open it tonight and see if you can finish it in 13 seconds https://youtu.be/awXQBm9aI-U 1 Quote
Gugny Posted January 5, 2023 Author Posted January 5, 2023 On 1/5/2023 at 9:45 PM, buffaloboyinATL said: You need to drink that bottle in 13 seconds, before the playoffs start, to reverse the jinx. We are counting on you. Expand On 1/5/2023 at 9:51 PM, Captain Caveman said: You should open it tonight and see if you can finish it in 13 seconds https://youtu.be/awXQBm9aI-U Expand I'm sure I could finish it in fewer than 5 seconds. The exorcism is in the lead as of now. 1 Quote
buffaloboyinATL Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 (edited) On 1/5/2023 at 10:06 PM, Gugny said: I'm sure I could finish it in fewer than 5 seconds. The exorcism is in the lead as of now. Expand carbonation and all? that would be impressive! It must be done. *Nevermind, I just noticed the update that it was a baby bottle. I say you down that thing asap. Edited January 5, 2023 by buffaloboyinATL Quote
bmur66 Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 It’s only champagne. I say shoot it. With a 12 gauge preferably. If it was good bourbon I might have a different opinion. 1 Quote
HOUSE Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 I must be missing something here What bottles, what is in these bottles, why do you have 2 ? What do these bottles have to do with superstition? What...what ??? Quote
Don Otreply Posted January 6, 2023 Posted January 6, 2023 Buy a second bottle, then you can celebrate with both 😁👍 Quote
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