Bob in SC Posted May 22, 2005 Posted May 22, 2005 "On Sunday, a suicide car bomber blew himself near a U.S. convoy and police station in northern Tikrit, 80 miles north of Baghdad, wounding three American soldiers and two Iraqi policemen, said military spokesman Maj. Richard Goldenberg."
TigerJ Posted May 22, 2005 Posted May 22, 2005 Inflatable suicide bombers? What'll they think of next?
CoachChuckDickerson Posted May 22, 2005 Posted May 22, 2005 "On Sunday, a suicide car bomber blew himself near a U.S. convoy...342034[/snapback] If one could do this, would that qualify as gay or lucky?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 If one could do this, would that qualify as gay or lucky? 342117[/snapback] I guess it would technically be narcissism.
Reuben Gant Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 "On Sunday, a suicide car bomber blew himself near a U.S. convoy and police station in northern Tikrit, 80 miles north of Baghdad, wounding three American soldiers and two Iraqi policemen, said military spokesman Maj. Richard Goldenberg." 342034[/snapback] I learned in the scouts that auto-eroticism was bad. But this is really bad.
dib Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Inflatable suicide bombers? What'll they think of next? This guy goes into an adult book store to get a blow up doll. The clerk asks if he wants a Christian or a Muslim blow up doll. Guy asks: What's the difference? Clerk says: You have to blow up the Christian dolls the Muslim dolls blow themselves up.
Guest BackInDaDay Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 "On Sunday, a suicide car bomber blew himself near a U.S. convoy and police station in northern Tikrit, 80 miles north of Baghdad, wounding three American soldiers and two Iraqi policemen, said military spokesman Maj. Richard Goldenberg." 342034[/snapback] Strange thing to do before meeting a few dozen horny virgins. Some religion, eh? A heavenly afterlife which is measured by the most primitive of worldly men's desires. Duh. My kids could come up with a more spiritually, and philosophically rewarding eternity than these fundamentalist Islamic clerics spew forth.
Alaska Darin Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 Strange thing to do before meeting a few dozen horny virgins. 342343[/snapback] That's one of the things that's always been funny to me. As if 72 women for all of eternity wouldn't drive you fuggin' crazy. Wackos.
CoachChuckDickerson Posted May 23, 2005 Posted May 23, 2005 I guess it would technically be narcissism. 342281[/snapback] It does bring the whole concept of love thyself to a new level.
Bob in SC Posted May 23, 2005 Author Posted May 23, 2005 The wounded were injured trying it for themselves. 342639[/snapback] You may be right. I was thinking that they might have all pulled some other muscle while laughing so hard at him
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