The Phins; from 8-3 to 8-8. An epic collapse

[Inigo Montoya]

Fin Heaven is a five alarm fire right now. They want to fire the owner, fire the GM, fire the coach, fire half the players, fire the ball boy.  One poster said the Phins can't even cheat right and they lost two draft picks because of it. 

 

The entire Phin's Nation is on tilt.  They're wearing white after Labor Day and combining plaids and stripes.  They're fighting a land war in Asia.  They're taking wooden nickels.  They're crying over spilt milk.  They're cutting tags off mattresses. They're starving a cold and stuffing a fever.  They're paying $20,000 for Taylor Swift tickets.  They're eating gas station sushi.  They're running with scissors.  They're smoking with their oxygen on.  One of them just killed John Wick's dog.

 

It's Biblical.

 

Don't take my word for it.....

 

https://finheaven.com/threads/phins-pats-post-game.376527/

https://finheaven.com/threads/fire-mike-mcdaniels.376520/

https://finheaven.com/threads/players-that-absolutely-need-to-be-gone-next-season.376526/

 

 

 

Edited January 1, 2023 by Inigo Montoya

[Bermuda Triangle]

Flores had them at 8-8 too.

 

#IWishItWasColder

[HOUSE]

They really really really need a durable quarterback but the Miami fans refuse to give up on Tua

Nope, nope, he will be fine...

[TBBills]

Always happens, never fails. @FilthyBeast always disappears around this time of year... 

 

Wish it were colder still?

Edited January 1, 2023 by TBBills

[stevestojan]

This part got me:

 

“They're wearing white after Labor Day and combining plaids and stripes.” 

 

hahahahaha

[Aussie Joe]

So much arrogance from them earlier in the year …

[HOUSE]

The fins have no QB, No cap space AND no draft picks

Most GMs get fired for this...

[Process]

This was very easy to see coming.....

[What a Tuel]

Just now, Aussie Joe said:

So much arrogance from them earlier in the year …

 

Well, deserved arrogance, they won their Super Bowl in week 3! Bonus points for being AFC East Champs for a couple weeks!

[Airseven]

It happens. Hopefully Tua gets right.

[Nephilim17]

"

So we blew all our draft picks and salary cap and end up with a record no better than Flores? Brilliant."

 

😆

[Warcodered]

They lose next week they'll have a losing record.  😭

[JMM]

Remember when the Fins beat us to win the AFCE in September, Tua was an "elite" qb and frontrunner for the MVP, and Chubb was the final piece to win the SB this year? Yea...good memories...😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😄

[Billsfanatic8989]

Look at the teams they were beating to get to 8-3. I remember telling myself that SF will either expose them to the rest of the league. Or, they are in fact a legit SB threat.

 

SF absolutely exposed them and it snowballed from there. 

 

 

[HOUSE]

I love Tyreek Hill but the fins couldn't afford him....

Oh well, another botched season in Florida 

[NewEra]

@FilthyBeast thoughts on your team epic collapse?

[Sharky7337]

5 minutes ago, Airseven said:

It happens. Hopefully Tua gets right.

Ya hopefully Tua stays and their voodoo doll QB can continue to curse our adversary. Lol 

 

(Pin pricks the doll in the head and cackles maniacally)

Edited January 1, 2023 by Sharky7337

[Billznut]

Ya just gotta love seeing this happen. 

[Billsfanatic8989]

3 minutes ago, JMM said:

Remember when the Fins beat us to win the AFCE in September, Tua was an "elite" qb and frontrunner for the MVP, and Chubb was the final piece to win the SB this year? Yea...good memories...😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😄

I remember after they beat us thinking Miami was a legit SB contender. 

 

Many times, the team you see in September is quite different from the one you see in Dec/Jan. 

 

Bengals looked miserable for the first 6 weeks. Miami looked great. The Jets were a threat for the east title at one point too.

 

How things change.

[Success]

I can't really call it a collapse w/ the injury issues they've had.  If Tua played today, they win that game by 2 scores. Even if Bridgewater stayed healthy, I'd say it's likely they win.