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He was just practicing for the National Kitten Toss Championships next month. All Time record is 156 feet.

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in last years competition, someone almost broke the quarter mile mark in the trebuchet division...

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There is nothing amusing or funny about throwing a kitten, cat, or any animal from a car going 70 mph.  All of you that think that is cute or amusing or really nothing but a bunch of a#$holes.

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Sadly...Yes.

 

Yes we are.

 

(sniff)

 

Anyone want to try a cute little bunny rabbit? Who's with me?

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Yep. Wait 'til you read my response. Darin's name came up. So did Tom's.  :w00t:

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Harriet, How many times have I told you not to name things you were going to eat?

 

...............OH, wait a minute........

 

Scratch that.....

 

(But I DO make some great Fried Chicken, I posted my recipe on the Bills recipe thingy, but I guess true Buffalonians just don't care for Southern Style).

 

Too bad. The biscuits are to DIE for.

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I have to say that you are absolutely, positively 100% accurate with that statement.

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Yes, my friend...I laughed as well. Has he an animal we might slaughter and eat? Or does he ponder the pain of the cabbage, as it is plucked?

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Wussieboys always joke about what they will do to the defenseless - sort of a compensation thing.

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Hey... watch it now...

 

Bunnies are not defenseless...they are Evil.

 

You didn't catch that in the last Star Wars, they were leaving room for "Revenge of the Bunnies"?

 

Might be better dialogue.

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Wussieboys always joke about what they will do to the defenseless - sort of a compensation thing.

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Throwing babies was just to illustrate how people who will joke about killing one defenseless thing won't join in on essentially the same thing when they are afraid people will call them out. Come on tough guys - lets see the same jokes and picture links about mutilating babies that we get for kittens.

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Wussieboys always joke about what they will do to the defenseless - sort of a compensation thing.

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Yes...I also enjoy pulling the wings off flies. I drive over every squirrel I can catch. Oh, so many issues and inadequacies...I'm such a Cheetos keyboard kind of guy. Zits too. Sad, but true. Big tough Navy guys who cry over wrestling put me to shame everytime.

 

I rushed out and bought Kleenex after that. Sure gonna miss.....who were we talking about?

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Throwing babies was just to illustrate how people who will joke about killing one defenseless thing won't join in on essentially the same thing when they are afraid people will call them out. Come on tough guys - lets see the same jokes and picture links about mutilating babies that we get for kittens.

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you really dont wanna drag out the dead baby jokes do you? there are some bad ones...

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Throwing babies was just to illustrate how people who will joke about killing one defenseless thing won't join in on essentially the same thing when they are afraid people will call them out. Come on tough guys - lets see the same jokes and picture links about mutilating babies that we get for kittens.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

 

 

Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Throwing babies was just to illustrate how people who will joke about killing one defenseless thing won't join in on essentially the same thing when they are afraid people will call them out. Come on tough guys - lets see the same jokes and picture links about mutilating babies that we get for kittens.

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Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?

 

 

 

 

 

You can use a pitchfork to unload the babies...

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