Chiefsaholic

[3rdnlng]

BREAKING NEWS: Chiefs fan caught leaving the First Bank of Kansas City on an electric bicycle after robbing it of an undisclosed amount. He got about 3 blocks from the bank when his battery died and Metro Police apprehended him. Police confirmed that the thief was wearing the famous wolf mask that's been reported on a subject that has robbed 3 other local banks and has been recently in the news. When the police removed the mask they noticed that he had a fake mustache painted on his face. Famous coach Andy Reid who arrived on the scene shortly after the alleged thief Patrick "M" was apprehended, took one look at the Fu Manchu and told the officers on the scene that "he would look into it". 

[Not at the table Karlos]

37 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said:

BREAKING NEWS: Chiefs fan caught leaving the First Bank of Kansas City on an electric bicycle after robbing it of an undisclosed amount. He got about 3 blocks from the bank when his battery died and Metro Police apprehended him. Police confirmed that the thief was wearing the famous wolf mask that's been reported on a subject that has robbed 3 other local banks and has been recently in the news. When the police removed the mask they noticed that he had a fake mustache painted on his face. Famous coach Andy Reid who arrived on the scene shortly after the alleged thief Patrick "M" was apprehended, took one look at the Fu Manchu and told the officers on the scene that "he would look into it". 

[downunderbill]

His Twitter is going off lol.

[aristocrat]

On 12/19/2022 at 9:14 PM, billsbackto81 said:

Meh.

 

They're insured.

What about the tellers who get the ***** scared out of them? I guess ***** them?

[EffKCChiefs]

On 12/19/2022 at 8:59 PM, Goin Breakdown said:

I grew up in a trailer till I was 15 and somehow turned out to be a Bills fan. 

I didnt mean anything by it, my apologies. Its a form of trash talk, i suppose late 90s WCW has rotted my brain. 

[Goin Breakdown]

3 hours ago, EffKCChiefs said:

I didnt mean anything by it, my apologies. Its a form of trash talk, i suppose late 90s WCW has rotted my brain. 

No way man!  I'm sorry i can see how you took it that way. I was playing with the whole growing up a bills fan. Please don't even worry about it. 

[peterpan]

This is epic, I feel let down by bills fans 

[B-Man]

 

I may be the least “woke” person I know,

 

but isn’t anyone going to comment on what a horrendously offensive name 

“Chiefsaholic” is ?

 

 

Are they completely unaware of the ravages that alcoholism have caused 

throughout the native culture in the U.S.  ?

 

 

 

Edited December 21, 2022 by B-Man

[aristocrat]

 

 

[H2o]

24 minutes ago, aristocrat said:

 

 

A live look at Chiefsaholic starting his new life. 

[BillsShredder83]

1 minute ago, H2o said:

A live look at Chiefsaholic starting his new life. 

I typically dont wish well for Chief fans but good for him lol Gamepass subscription is a lot cheaper when you get outside the states anyways

[AlCowlingsTaxiService]

Bank robbery is an honorable felony … bank robbery for tickets to your favorite team?  Dude will be a C block celebrity 😂

[BullBuchanan]

On 12/19/2022 at 7:34 PM, John from Riverside said:

It’s respectable to rob banks?

Of all the places to rob, banks are the most respectable.

[Alphadawg7]

On 12/19/2022 at 4:45 PM, SCBills said:

KC fans were worried that “Twitter-famous”, Chiefsaholic hadn’t posted in a few days. 
 

After some sleuthing, they figured out .. 

 

He’s been in jail for robbing a bank in the famous mask he wears to games. 
 

Anyone on Bills Twitter has probably seen this guy posting since the rise of the Bills/Chiefs rivalry. 

 

I hate to burst the bubble of fun, but the guy in the chiefs pic on the left is not the same robber pictured on the right wearing a different wolf mask.  The robbery pics on the right are from a different robbery unrelated to the ones alleged to have been committed by "Cheifsaholic" guy in the outfit to the left.  

 

Doesn't change the fact that he did in fact rob other banks, just saying this story as posted is not true in terms of those being "pictures of him robbing a bank in the same mask".

Edited March 27, 2023 by Alphadawg7

[mrags]

On 12/19/2022 at 8:34 PM, John from Riverside said:

It’s respectable to rob banks?

He’s a proper crook. At least he’s not a rapist or pedophile. 

[BillsShredder83]

On 12/19/2022 at 8:34 PM, John from Riverside said:

It’s respectable to rob banks?

You should hear my less conservative takes 😇

[Westside Madness]

5 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said:

You should hear my less conservative takes 😇

Funds are FDIC insured and retail banks especially, are filled with predatory activity. That being said, I would never condone robbery...for the record.

[Saxum]

On 12/19/2022 at 9:51 PM, BUFFALOBART said:

As Don Henley once sang:

"A man with a briefcase, can steal a lot more money, than a man with a gun"

 

Of course.  More money fits in briefcase than in a gun.

[JakeFrommStateFarm]

I'm shocked they don't allow twitter in prison

[John from Riverside]

On 3/27/2023 at 3:30 PM, BullBuchanan said:

Of all the places to rob, banks are the most respectable.

I don’t even know what to say to that
 

It’s like if you go to hell if you’re only on the first floor it’s a lot better than being on the 10th