Dr. K Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 .... because I lit my John Lennon votive candle when they fell behind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 My son slept for the whole game and I did not wake him up when I got home at 3am. Win win 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TailgateChef Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 $250 on the Dolphins. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Every 2-3 years I turn off a Bills game because I'm not enjoying it and would rather find something else to do. Last night was that game. I shut it down when Morse went out because I was tired of watching them get their ass beat into the ground for 40 straight minutes and opted to go to work on a toilet replacement project I had earmarked for the weekend. To add insult to injury, when I couldn't find a red Solo cup to scoop the remaining water out of the tank, I found a sleeve of unopened Buffalo Bills cups and decided it would be perfectly appropriate to use one for that dirty-assed job. When I finally turned the game back on to see how badly they'd been beaten, it was the 2:00 warning and they were positioning themselves for a game-winning FG. I dare anybody to do worse than scooping out toilet water with a Buffalo Bills cup in the middle of a game. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlazinBill Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Followed my undefeated routine this year ( almost - will explain more below) Start the day wearing Josh Allen Color rush jersey 2 hours before game shower while listening to WGR - change into zubazz with Blue JA17 jersey 10 minutes before kickoff light Buffalo Bills candle and Stef Diggs candle - I do have to apologize as I believe I caused the Allen fumble- during the troubling third quarter after 4 punts- I threw off the the Blue jersey and put on the Red(which I wore during the 3 losses this year) In an effort to give some juice to our offense Right after the fumble I promptly switch back to the blue -Im really sorry and it won't happen again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biLLyBuFFs Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 My friend Joe finally took that plunge into a volcano 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 The Squirrel Winter shirt is now 3-0. Also, before the game we started putting ornaments on the tree. Told my son that since the Bills were playing we had to put a Bills ornament on first. Had a hard time finding it and was about to give up when my son informed me it would be my fault if they lost. Persevered, found it, put it on the tree first - Bills win! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianb386 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 The Bills won last night because Mike McDaniel wanted it colder, but then spent the game whining about snowballs and watching his team turtle up when the snow started coming down. He lacks consistency. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 I changed into this zubaz avatar and it is undefeated. You're welcome 🙂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trock Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 I kicked a homeless out of my alley and made him pick his garbage up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills!Win! Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 The bills are 4-0 when I wear my Josh Allen t shirt during prime time games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 18, 2022 Author Share Posted December 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Don Otreply said: Because GOD, yes GOD, the big guy upstairs, has a visceral dislike for the Miami football team, that and I did the dishes for the last three days without being prompted, 😁👍 Ah, good karma for the team and your marriage. 1 hour ago, T&C said: A Hallmark movie? I'd have put That sucker on delay and watched the game live. See, the thing is, my wife lets me make fun of the movies and plot holes, so I can actually enjoy watching the movies with her. 17 minutes ago, biLLyBuFFs said: My friend Joe finally took that plunge into a volcano Did you push him? 5 minutes ago, brianb386 said: The Bills won last night because Mike McDaniel wanted it colder, but then spent the game whining about snowballs and watching his team turtle up when the snow started coming down. He lacks consistency. Um, not sure how you were involved with that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianb386 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Ah, good karma for the team and your marriage. See, the thing is, my wife lets me make fun of the movies and plot holes, so I can actually enjoy watching the movies with her. Did you push him? Um, not sure how you were involved with that. perhaps I didn't understand that it had to be something I did. It is good thing you were here to call me out. Good looking out, you are doing God's work my friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeAndy Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Our coach didn’t wear a stupid shirt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, muppy said: I changed into this zubaz avatar and it is undefeated. You're welcome 🙂 Lady, you change avatars more than this 'prostate challenged' old man visits the washroom! Does that mean you run with the zubaz every game from here out? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Lady, you change avatars more than this 'prostate challenged' old man visits the washroom! Does that mean you run with the zubaz every game from here out? HEY it's my story and it is IN the thread Its zubaz karma I tell you. It stays for game days 🙂 lmaooo Edited December 18, 2022 by muppy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biLLyBuFFs Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 33 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Did you push him? You're fun Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blainorama5 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Flew my Bills flag as usual, but also got to Facetime with my niece just before the first half ended - who was at her first Bills game EVER!!! She was obviously the good luck charm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 18, 2022 Author Share Posted December 18, 2022 40 minutes ago, TheyCallMeAndy said: Our coach didn’t wear a stupid shirt. What shirt did you wear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesop Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 5-0 when I turn the volume off after the 1st quarter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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