The Bills won last night because.... (karma reasons only)

[Just Jack]

So how did your actions yesterday help the Bills beat the Dolphins?  I'll start...

 

Once again, I did not wear any Bills gear, and watched the game on a delay, because the wife wanted to watch a Hallmark movie.  I was a little worried because we did order pizza and wings, and I have not had that at all this year.  I was afraid the wing gods would sense an imbalance in wing energy being pulled from the Buffalo area and that could cause the ball to be under thrown any time the Bills went from east to west on the field.  Thankfully that theory did not hold true.  

 

 

[WhoTom]

To prep for the game

I offered up three verses

to the Haiku thread.

 

 

 

 

 

[Freddie's Dead]

Had a 50 wing coupon for $39.99 (less than $1/wing!).  Took advantage of that, wings were crispy, but after the 3rd QTR, I had acid reflux out the ying.  4th QTR settled by stomach, and the Bass-o-Matic shake went down well (That's terrific Bass!!!!).

[90sTillNOW]

Took off my red sweatpants and put my black Nike shorts on! (They will be worn the rest of the season  and playoffs  no matter how cold I am!)

Edited December 18, 2022 by 90sTillNOW
Misspelled word

[LABILLBACKER]

For a 4th straight week I did not participate in the "predict the score" thread. Also 4 straight weeks of red Bills t shirt under 17 jersey.  Same for the Bears.

[ALLinALLEN]

I talked bad about Allen in a thread and he printed it out and glued it to his locker and made me eat my words.

[mead107]

Started snowing 

 

[Just Jack]

8 minutes ago, ALLinALLEN said:

I talked bad about Allen in a thread and he printed it out and glued it to his locker and made me eat my words.

 

Pics or it didn't happen. 

 

2 minutes ago, mead107 said:

Started snowing 

 

 

So you have a weather machine now? 

Edited December 18, 2022 by Just Jack

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

I was stuck all night on the roof adjusting the television antenna, after the ladder fell down.
🙁🥶

[RiotAct]

I did not throw a single snowball inside the stadium.

[Shay]

My husband and I fought during the game we will now make this a habit lol

[Big Turk]

I wore my Tre White jersey!

[Don Otreply]

Because GOD, yes GOD, the big guy upstairs, has a visceral dislike for the Miami football team, that and I did the dishes for the last three days without being prompted, 😁👍

[gtw3]

I was worried that I was going to throw off the cosmic Karma waves due to this being the first game that I have watched from home since the Rams game but I did my best to resurrect the tried and true rituals that lead to victory.

 

Wife and I texted "Lets Go Buffalo Bills" to each other prior to kickoff, despite sitting mere feet from each other on the couch

I wore my Zubaz pants with my throwback Allen Jersey.  It got warm in the apartment around halftime so i took it off and my bills hoodie.  Realized the error of my ways going into the fourth quarter and promptly put it back on.

 

Victory was secured shortly thereafter. 

[Saxum]

32 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

So you have a weather machine now? 

 

Should Bills have one (snow making machine) to help practice for playoffs?

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

24 minutes ago, Shay said:

My husband and I fought during the game we will now make this a habit lol

So...what are you wearing?...

*
(just kidding.  Bride the Second always used that line.)

[AmishRifle]

Was watching the game at a friends house because I don’t have NFL Network.  Abruptly left at the end of the 3rd Quarter and took off all Bills clothing when I got home.  

[The Wiz]

I had sushi for lunch.

[GoBills808]

New bills onesie for my 5 day old

[T&C]

1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

So how did your actions yesterday help the Bills beat the Dolphins?  I'll start...

 

Once again, I did not wear any Bills gear, and watched the game on a delay, because the wife wanted to watch a Hallmark movie.  I was a little worried because we did order pizza and wings, and I have not had that at all this year.  I was afraid the wing gods would sense an imbalance in wing energy being pulled from the Buffalo area and that could cause the ball to be under thrown any time the Bills went from east to west on the field.  Thankfully that theory did not hold true.  

 

 

A Hallmark movie? I'd have put That sucker on delay and watched the game live.