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The Bills won last night because.... (karma reasons only)


Just Jack

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So how did your actions yesterday help the Bills beat the Dolphins?  I'll start...

 

Once again, I did not wear any Bills gear, and watched the game on a delay, because the wife wanted to watch a Hallmark movie.  I was a little worried because we did order pizza and wings, and I have not had that at all this year.  I was afraid the wing gods would sense an imbalance in wing energy being pulled from the Buffalo area and that could cause the ball to be under thrown any time the Bills went from east to west on the field.  Thankfully that theory did not hold true.  

 

 

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8 minutes ago, ALLinALLEN said:

I talked bad about Allen in a thread and he printed it out and glued it to his locker and made me eat my words.

 

Pics or it didn't happen. 

 

2 minutes ago, mead107 said:

Started snowing 

 

 

So you have a weather machine now? 

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Because GOD, yes GOD, the big guy upstairs, has a visceral dislike for the Miami football team, that and I did the dishes for the last three days without being prompted, 😁👍

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I was worried that I was going to throw off the cosmic Karma waves due to this being the first game that I have watched from home since the Rams game but I did my best to resurrect the tried and true rituals that lead to victory.

 

Wife and I texted "Lets Go Buffalo Bills" to each other prior to kickoff, despite sitting mere feet from each other on the couch

I wore my Zubaz pants with my throwback Allen Jersey.  It got warm in the apartment around halftime so i took it off and my bills hoodie.  Realized the error of my ways going into the fourth quarter and promptly put it back on.

 

Victory was secured shortly thereafter. 

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1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

So how did your actions yesterday help the Bills beat the Dolphins?  I'll start...

 

Once again, I did not wear any Bills gear, and watched the game on a delay, because the wife wanted to watch a Hallmark movie.  I was a little worried because we did order pizza and wings, and I have not had that at all this year.  I was afraid the wing gods would sense an imbalance in wing energy being pulled from the Buffalo area and that could cause the ball to be under thrown any time the Bills went from east to west on the field.  Thankfully that theory did not hold true.  

 

 

A Hallmark movie? I'd have put That sucker on delay and watched the game live. 

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