Chandler#81 Posted December 17, 2022 Posted December 17, 2022 Happy Holidays, TBDer’s! 🌲 is up, lawns are decorated and wrapped 🎁s are beginning to fill up under the tree! Tis the Season! But ‘comfort and joy’ wouldn’t exist without comparable contrast. Enter the aqua Grinch looking to steal our Christmas. Having already crapped on our Autumn, the Dolphins are in town with dreams of a sweep dancing in their heads. Heavenly Hosts may sing Hallelujah, but the heavens over WNY are opening up tonight with a Whiteout Welcome for the creepy Grinch! Indeed, the Dolphins are creepy. Their owner is a creep, their HC is creepy looking and many of their players are dirty creeps. Even their QB’s name is creepy! They aren’t just looking to steal a game, they want our Division title -and they believe they’re up to it. Their coach is challenging Old Man Winter to bring his nastiest stuff and the QB claims the all-time maximum 7 inches of 1 year total snowfall in ‘Bama has him well prepared to heat up the brisk evening weather. But here’s where their travel plans go awry. They don’t and can’t run the ball. Their offense is deep-pass based and they’re well below the League average in total Defense. Their Special Teams are anything but and they simply don’t have any experience playing in cold, windy, Winter night weather. If they try to float deep passes over our LBs, it’ll be a ‘Tua Turnaballova’ Xmas Festival! They’re playing against the ONLY team in the NFL who have rushed for over 💯 yards every single game this season and across the line of scrimmage, they’ll see their ‘Daddy’ calling signals from his Naughty List -and 🎅🏼 wants revenge! Expect late hits and dirty play from the slimey fish. Right in line with their entire organization, It’s their calling card. Personally, I wouldn’t touch them with a 39 and a half foot pole! Attaining our 11th win tonight won’t secure the Division, but it’ll punch our post-season 🎟. The AFCE Title and 1st Round Bye are gifts currently wrapped and under the tree -with tags that reads ‘Do Not Open til Christmas’. GO BILLS! 🎅🏼 🏈 🌲 🏆 🖕 4 7 2 Quote
BillsShredder83 Posted December 17, 2022 Posted December 17, 2022 Vaguely remember a story about ice balls thrown at Cox as a kid. Did we throw em because of the middle finger or was there already hostility. Im 34, remember hating Fins by like 5th grade, but has been since then i actually hated them. Good to have that back ! 🖕 the Fins 1 Quote
Rhode Island Red Posted December 17, 2022 Posted December 17, 2022 (edited) Repeat after me: SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! Edited December 17, 2022 by Rhode Island Red 1 Quote
K D Posted December 17, 2022 Posted December 17, 2022 Will be interested to see which practice squad members get pulled up to the active roster today 1 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted December 17, 2022 Author Posted December 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said: Vaguely remember a story about ice balls thrown at Cox as a kid. Did we throw em because of the middle finger or was there already hostility. Im 34, remember hating Fins by like 5th grade, but has been since then i actually hated them. Good to have that back ! 🖕 the Fins idk if there’s ever been a snow game in Buffalo where snowballs weren’t a primary weapon, but I believe you’re referring to pelting the Dolphins bus with them every time the buses are seen! 😂 The HATE has been there since the winless ‘70s but it went Full Bore by the late 80’s and well into the 90’s. 4 minutes ago, Rhode Island Red said: Repeat after me: SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! 1 1 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted December 17, 2022 Author Posted December 17, 2022 This weeks M&M show. Schnowman layin’ the Smack down! Quote
oldmanfan Posted December 17, 2022 Posted December 17, 2022 Ok boys, let’s matriculate the ball down the field! 12 2 1 1 6 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted December 17, 2022 Author Posted December 17, 2022 30 minutes ago, oldmanfan said: Ok boys, let’s matriculate the ball down the field! Now it’s On! 3 Quote
Heitz Posted December 17, 2022 Posted December 17, 2022 LET’S GO! (Back to bed since it’s 6:30am) 2 1 Quote
Captain_Quint Posted December 17, 2022 Posted December 17, 2022 "And they brought in the horses for crowd control today......somebody better get those horses out of there." 2 1 Quote
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