Inventory of reasons why the 10-3 Bills suck

[Marcus Aurelius]

28 minutes ago, I am the egg man said:

Winning shouldn’t be this stressful Beane!

You are the Walrus 

[clayboy54]

The Bills won’t win another game until they fire the entire staff, especially Dorsey. Then, the new coaching staff needs to run the ball with RBs and never let Josh take another hit. They better not pay Edmunds another dime. Same goes for AJ, Boogie and Ed O. They’re all horrible draft picks by a front office that is clueless. Shakir and Elam need to play every snap on both sides of the ball. Kumerow needs to go, but we need Hodgins back from NY. We need to cut every OL player today. Then, the new regime will need to sign only all-pro tackles and guards, but not pay them much money. Well, maybe they can use some of Knox’s money after they release him. Sweeney is worthless, too. Finally, Isaiah must go immediately. Even the fans catch wet balls better than he does. And, Gabe shouldn’t be higher than a #4.

[TheBrownBear]

Our two best skill players (Hodgins and Blackshear) are on the Giants and Panthers, respectively.

 

Many of the players we kept are miserable and rarely smile (See James Cook).

Edited December 13, 2022 by TheBrownBear

[Mark Vader]

1 hour ago, GolfandBills said:

This team definitely has its warts and I’m frustrated about the offense to degree but these close tough wins i think will serve this team well down the stretch.  Can’t boat race every week 

Yeah the Bills won yet another 1 score game yesterday. That makes it 4 wins in this fashion for them this season, right?

 

McDermott needs to stop winning games like this, it'll tarnish how he's viewed by the media and Bills fans.

[nedboy7]

Our D is bend dont break. 

Until this team wins a SB they are all trash. 

Actually even then they are will be trash cause JA carries the team. 

I have a right to find something negative at all times cause otherwise I get a participation trophy. 

McD is good at bromances but not Xs and Os. 

Weather doesn't effect the play on the field.  I digress....

 

 

Edited December 13, 2022 by nedboy7

[Buffalo Boy]

17 minutes ago, Coffeesforclosers said:

skunk PBR.

You mean there are actual potable PBRs????

[Xwnyer]

1 hour ago, Fan in Chicago said:

Despite the allure of their record, the Bills clearly suck and their wins are largely a mirage. I created this list of reasons why. Feel free to add your own by responding to this thread:

- Dorsey's play calling is terrible and he is unable to craft a game plan to blow other teams out on a regular basis. The early season Dorsey has been figured out

- Our running game doesn't scare anyone despite the good yards per game. This is largely due to Allen inflating the stats by his LAMP hurdling and 1st down runs. ALl good for TikTok but not something a superbowl-aspiring team needs

- Allen is clearly not right in his head and elbow. That throw to Brown yesterday was just him heaving it in his general direction and had nothing to do with Gardner's great coverage

- Hines was a terrible pick up and is just a glorified returner. Don't let the fact that he is being eased into the offense mid-season confuse you

- Tre White is just collecting a paycheck at this time and using the injury excuse to waddle through the rest of the season

- Tremaine Edmunds .... well.... he is always invisible despite his size

- Miller is out and we only have Rousseau who can be easily neutralized with double teams. DCs wont make the same mistakes as the Jets did yesterday

- This offense is not good enough for the Superbowl and the snarky "Okay" by Allen doesn't alter that absolute, undeniable FACT

 

I am sure we will have more to add after every win. 

Damn we suck

[Coffeesforclosers]

2 minutes ago, Buffalo Boy said:

You mean there are actual potable PBRs????

 

Yeah, the fifth one is usually pretty good. 

[KHAN]

Nobody ever wins the big one with that much clapping going on. Very distracting.

[Matt_In_NH]

How is this?   Josh Allen is inaccurate

[goldenboy81]

Well we took the wrong josh, what did you expect 

[BufBills83]

1 hour ago, KDIGGZ said:

Uh oh, better put your flame suit on OP. I don't know if you want that kind of smoke!

 

I agree, Bills aren't good enough to win a Super Bowl. They could also somehow win a Super Bowl if things go their way. There's really not a standout perfect team in the running. The Bills beat all of the contending AFC teams and the only team that seems to be any good in the NFC is the Eagles. So what I'm saying is the Bills suck and they might also win the Super Bowl!

I don't think you can be 10-3 and suck.

[Beck Water]

1 hour ago, Fan in Chicago said:

Despite the allure of their record, the Bills clearly suck and their wins are largely a mirage. I created this list of reasons why. Feel free to add your own by responding to this thread:

- Dorsey's play calling is terrible and he is unable to craft a game plan to blow other teams out on a regular basis. The early season Dorsey has been figured out

- Our running game doesn't scare anyone despite the good yards per game. This is largely due to Allen inflating the stats by his LAMP hurdling and 1st down runs. ALl good for TikTok but not something a superbowl-aspiring team needs

- Allen is clearly not right in his head and elbow. That throw to Brown yesterday was just him heaving it in his general direction and had nothing to do with Gardner's great coverage

- Hines was a terrible pick up and is just a glorified returner. Don't let the fact that he is being eased into the offense mid-season confuse you

- Tre White is just collecting a paycheck at this time and using the injury excuse to waddle through the rest of the season

- Tremaine Edmunds .... well.... he is always invisible despite his size

- Miller is out and we only have Rousseau who can be easily neutralized with double teams. DCs wont make the same mistakes as the Jets did yesterday

- This offense is not good enough for the Superbowl and the snarky "Okay" by Allen doesn't alter that absolute, undeniable FACT

 

I am sure we will have more to add after every win. 

 

Dane Jackson sucks and should be benched.  No, he should be cut!

Isaiah McKenzie drops more balls than he catches.  Stupid coaches can't tell that Khalil Shakir is a better choice

[K D]

5 minutes ago, BufBills83 said:

I don't think you can be 10-3 and suck.

Tell that to the Steelers from a couple seasons ago

[BufBills83]

Just now, KDIGGZ said:

Tell that to the Steelers from a couple seasons ago

I mean, they didn't suck, and this Bills team is better than that Steelers team.

[K D]

3 minutes ago, BufBills83 said:

I mean, they didn't suck, and this Bills team is better than that Steelers team.

They were pretty bad they got absolutely destroyed by the Cleveland Browns in the playoffs for Cleveland's only playoff win of the last almost 30 years so there's that. Vikings are this year's Steelers and yes I know we lost to them

[BufBills83]

Just now, KDIGGZ said:

They were pretty bad they got absolutely destroyed by the Cleveland Browns in the playoffs for Cleveland's only playoff win of the last almost 30 years so there's that. Vikings are this year's Steelers and yes I know we lost to them

So you are saying we're basically losing in the first round of the playoffs?

[K D]

2 minutes ago, BufBills83 said:

So you are saying we're basically losing in the first round of the playoffs?

Nope just that it's possible to not be a good 10-3 team which seems hard to believe but it happens. If our offense keeps going like this we will eventually run into a team that can score more than 12 points that's for sure

[BufBills83]

1 minute ago, KDIGGZ said:

Nope just that it's possible to not be a good 10-3 team which seems hard to believe but it happens. If our offense keeps going like this we will eventually run into a team that can score more than 12 points that's for sure

We went through a worse slump mid-season last year and then we played amazing in the playoffs when it really mattered, I expect that to happen again.

[K D]

1 minute ago, BufBills83 said:

We went through a worse slump mid-season last year and then we played amazing in the playoffs when it really mattered, I expect that to happen again.

Hopefully, I wish they were more consistent then if that's the case