It's Miami Week! You know what that means...HAIKU

[Bubba Gump]

26 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Reading your version of the haiku, I presumed you were like Amy Poehler's character in 'Deuce Bigalow'.

 

Like in, I have no f'n clue?

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

18 minutes ago, Bubba Gump said:

 

Like in, I have no f'n clue?

No.  Tourette Syndrome.

Google 'Amy Poehler Deuce Bigalow' to see the clip.  Definitely NSFW or church socials. 😁

[Bubba Gump]

24 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

No.  Tourette Syndrome.

Google 'Amy Poehler Deuce Bigalow' to see the clip.  Definitely NSFW or church socials. 😁

 

Gonna check it out now. 

[Son of a K-Gun]

Welcome back Beasley

He catches all the first downs

Sorry Isaiah

[ExiledInIllinois]

The Beeze is back yeah

And he better not be vaxxed

Oh yeah, the Beeze is back!

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

30 minutes ago, Son of a K-Gun said:

Welcome back Beasley

He catches all the first downs

Sorry Isaiah

Good effort, and  a subtle 'Louie De Palma' insult to boot.

[mathja]

No humidity. 
No exhaustion from the heat.

The fins won’t have help. 

[foreboding]

There once was a fish named Wanda.

She wore pink, teal and loved to squeal.

To be stepped on by a buffalo hoof is a very big deal.

[Big Turk]

Bease is back again

Fin defenders can't cover

Rock the baby time

[BRH]

Ev'ry goddamn year

People mess up haiku rules

Five, seven, and five.

Edited December 13, 2022 by BRH

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

8 minutes ago, BRH said:

Ev'ry goddamn year

People mess up haiku rules

Five, seven, and five.

This site definitely needs the capability for multiple reactions.

🏆🍺😄👍

[ExiledInIllinois]

19 minutes ago, BRH said:

Ev'ry goddamn year

People mess up haiku rules

Five, seven, and five.

Wrong! REALLY WRONG! Myth. 

 

Haiku can be anything with 3 lines.  5/7/5 is just traditional. 

 

https://haikuhaikulove.com/2017/haiku-and-the-myth-of-5-7-5/

 

"We’re haiku amateurs. When we started writing haiku we learned, like everyone else, that haiku was written 5-7-5, that is, to use five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five more on the third. But, we also learned soon that this is inaccurate. Here are a few resources that elaborate why, so that you don’t need to wonder anymore whether our haiku are real haiku. (They are—they usually suffer from other problems 😬)

Michael Dylan Welch writes in his very useful Haiku Checklist,

How long is your haiku? It’s usually good to write in three lines of about 10 to 17 syllables. In English, haiku don’t have to be in the pattern of 5-7-5 syllables […]. ..."

 

 

 

 

 

[1ManRaid]

Wilkins is a meme

Says "Grab his dick and twist it!

The good old dick twist!"

[DasNootz]

Squish the mammal fish
Playoffs for them, just a wish
Revenge is a cold dish

[BRH]

13 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Wrong! REALLY WRONG! Myth. 

 

Haiku can be anything with 3 lines.  5/7/5 is just traditional. 

 

https://haikuhaikulove.com/2017/haiku-and-the-myth-of-5-7-5/

 

"We’re haiku amateurs. When we started writing haiku we learned, like everyone else, that haiku was written 5-7-5, that is, to use five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five more on the third. But, we also learned soon that this is inaccurate. Here are a few resources that elaborate why, so that you don’t need to wonder anymore whether our haiku are real haiku. (They are—they usually suffer from other problems 😬)

Michael Dylan Welch writes in his very useful Haiku Checklist,

How long is your haiku? It’s usually good to write in three lines of about 10 to 17 syllables. In English, haiku don’t have to be in the pattern of 5-7-5 syllables […]. ..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Irv]

Beasley is Now Back

John Brown Came Back Two Weeks Ago

Sign Moulds, and Lofton

[BRH]

Klein, Shaq, and Jordan

John Brown and Dean Marlowe too

And now Beasley's back

 

Bease might be a dick

But if he can catch the ball

I don't give a *****

 

You know what that means

The band is back together

Rings for e'eybody!

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

39 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Wrong! REALLY WRONG! Myth. 

 

Haiku can be anything with 3 lines.  5/7/5 is just traditional. 

 

https://haikuhaikulove.com/2017/haiku-and-the-myth-of-5-7-5/

 

"We’re haiku amateurs. When we started writing haiku we learned, like everyone else, that haiku was written 5-7-5, that is, to use five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five more on the third. But, we also learned soon that this is inaccurate. Here are a few resources that elaborate why, so that you don’t need to wonder anymore whether our haiku are real haiku. (They are—they usually suffer from other problems 😬)

Michael Dylan Welch writes in his very useful Haiku Checklist,

How long is your haiku? It’s usually good to write in three lines of about 10 to 17 syllables. In English, haiku don’t have to be in the pattern of 5-7-5 syllables […]. ..."

 

 

 

 

 

around here, it's 5-7-5

 

get with the program, lock-man

 

[Buffalo Streaker]

Tua is a fraud

Cold front is too much to bare

Bills by a billion

[Don Otreply]

Fish heads fish heads

Rolls Polly fish heads

fish heads fish heads eat up yum