It's Miami Week! You know what that means...HAIKU

[Beast]

Tua is Tuna.

 

Bills defense feasts on seafood.

 

Miami loses again.

 

 

Edited December 12, 2022 by Beast

[That's No Moon]

4 minutes ago, Beast said:

Tua is Tuna.

 

Bills defense feasts on seafood.

 

Miami loses again.

 

 

Words whispered softly

By the ghosts of our fathers

"Squish the goddamned fish"

[Gugny]

Tua's brain is toast.

Whitest black head coach, ever.

Dolphins will not win.

 

[Freddie's Dead]

2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

It's a haiku.  Check your structure.  Had to use poetic license.

*
I see why Spock had problems fitting in. 🤨

 

Ah, was not looking at the Haiku structure, my Spock brain was not engaged.  You had Tug, now Tag, so I thought you misspelled Tua.  May I suggest "Tags" instead of Tag.

[Big Turk]

Just now, Freddie's Dead said:

 

Ah, was not looking at the Haiku structure, my Spock brain was not engaged.  You had Tug, now Tag, so I thought you misspelled Tua.  May I suggest "Tags" instead of Tag.

 

Syllables: 5-7-5

[Bleedingreennc]

F the Phins

Crush their dreams

Continue their losing streak

[Freddie's Dead]

1 minute ago, Big Turk said:

 

Syllables: 5-7-5

 

Understood, I posted a haiku upthread.

[Big Turk]

Dolphins suck badly

Tua career may end soon

Bills sack him often

[Beck Water]

Tua got married

Got mad the reporters learned

Just thought that was weird

[wppete]

F

The Fish

Im out

[Matt_In_NH]

Dolphins are actually mammals

***** the F**** up we didn’t ask you B****

squish the fish!!!!!

[Tenhigh]

Christmas comes early

Josh Allen scores 8 touchdowns

Drunken fans rejoice

[RiotAct]

1 hour ago, Gugny said:

Tua's brain is toast.

Whitest black head coach, ever.

Dolphins will not win.

 

McDaniel is black???

[Gugny]

2 minutes ago, RiotAct said:

McDaniel is black???

 

He says so.

 

[Dan Darragh]

I just want this win

I don't care how we do it

Fish suck donkey di*k

[drummernut74]

Lost Tua'na Row

They just really blow

As if you didn't know

[North Buffalo]

 bench snow

 heater cords cut

jacket lost luggage

ice cubed water 

 

pay back a itch

Edited December 12, 2022 by North Buffalo

[Pete]

Milano Tua

Matt goes smash!  Tua proclaims

Matt is my Daddy

[NewEra]

Fat,

Hefty, hefty,

Fat,

All you can eat,

Sushi

,

 

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

3 hours ago, Bleedingreennc said:

F the Phins

Crush their dreams

Continue their losing streak

So close