It's Miami Week! You know what that means...HAIKU

[dollars 2 donuts]

Their season ends soon

 

I can't wait to see them fall

 

I have attention deficit disorder and it causes me to lose track of exactly what I am trying to say or the point I was trying to make so this is really the best I can do for the last line

 

 

[Captain_Quint]

Christmas time, Bills fans! 

Bring me the head of Tua

Tagliovoua 

[HOUSE]

Does anyone have free tickets??

Lower 50 yard line would be great...

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

5 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

Does anyone have free tickets??

Lower 50 yard line would be great...

Poor put upon HOUSE

Once again he lacks the cash

Shovel seats Friday? 🤔

Edited December 12, 2022 by Ridgewaycynic2013
Second five threw me.

[BillsFanNC]

Urine Miami now
Saturday in Buffalo
Deep snow fall buries fish

[co_springs_billsfan]

MVP Tua

A late three game losing streak

Are voters concussed?

 

[Freddie's Dead]

1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Written from a Miami Dolphins viewpoint:
 

Cold winter wind here

McDaniel's glasses fog up

Tug runs for his life

Mr. Freddie's Dead,

     Please see me after class.

Sister Bertrille, 

 

Go see Sister Bertrille yourself wiseguy, for misspelling Tua 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

8 minutes ago, Freddie's Dead said:

 

Go see Sister Bertrille yourself wiseguy, for misspelling Tua 

It's a haiku.  Check your structure.  Had to use poetic license.

*
I see why Spock had problems fitting in. 🤨

Edited December 12, 2022 by Ridgewaycynic2013

[Ned Flanders]

Matt likes to jackknife passers

Tua's ribs are in danger

Ralph is cheap

Edited December 12, 2022 by Ned Flanders

[Draconator]

Milano, Tua

You have a clear pass rush lane

You know what to do

[EasternOHBillsFan]

A TRIBUTE TO SIR ELTON JOHN

 

Tua's Real Bad Time

Highmark is Cold As Hell

His Poor Rocket Arm

Edited December 12, 2022 by EasternOHBillsFan

[Steptide]

Been saying it for a few weeks now, as I'm sure others have too, but take away miami's big plays (throwing deep to Hill and Waddle) and they arnt nearly as dangerous. Their run game is worse than the bills. 

Edited December 12, 2022 by Steptide

[MAJBobby]

Not a Haiku. 
 

but damn reading and hearing the reports that MIA had their heaters and heated benches on the sideline in SD with temps at 55. OMG wait until Saturday 

[BRH]

Popgun-armed QB

Abusive wide receiver

Nerdy hipster coach

 

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, MAJBobby said:

Not a Haiku. 
 

but damn reading and hearing the reports that MIA had their heaters and heated benches on the sideline in SD with temps at 55. OMG wait until Saturday 

 

Bring on the heaters

Good luck finding an outlet

Must be a bad fuse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Edited December 12, 2022 by BRH

[Jeffbigalls]

Bills win by 10+, Miami has no chance

[PromoTheRobot]

Miami drops two

Now they face the Bills defense

Tua drops a duece

[NEBranch]

Where is Bryan Cox?

I made a snowball for him

and many others.

 

[schoolhouserock]

Clinch playoffs this week

Why everyone be hatin’ 

Bills by a billion

[TampaBillsJunkie]

Frozen fish don't flap

Put a hook in Tua's mouth

Mount him on Hoak's wall 

 

 

[yall]

Tua hurt his head

Somehow we still lost the game

Revenge will be sweet