It's Miami Week! You know what that means...HAIKU

[Gugny]

  On 12/12/2022 at 10:47 PM, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

So close 

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Counting are hard.

[buffaloboyinATL]

This time we are home

they made us bake in the sun

no hot water left

[transient]

Which fish is Snowflake?

Tua or the trained Dolphin?

Aw hell... squish them both

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

@FilthyBeastwill cry

When Tua implodes this week

Dolphins have no balls 

[Tenhigh]

Tua throws pick six

Bills increase division lead

Tyreek soils himself 

[Beck Water]

  On 12/12/2022 at 7:46 PM, Beck Water said:

Tua got married

Got mad the reporters learned

Just thought that was weird

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Don't Trust a Mammal

Dolphins Signed Justin Zimmer

They have all our Calls

[smuvtalker]

"Just another game"

Bills would like you to think that

Ass-whippin comin

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chaos]

-1-
Bills have success
Dolphins cannot compete
Buffalo reigns supreme

-2-
Buffalo roars strong
Miami's hopes dashed, nevermore
Victory for Bills

-3-
The Buffalo Bills

Defeat the Miami Dolphins

On a glorious day

[smuvtalker]

  On 12/12/2022 at 11:50 PM, Tenhigh said:

Tua throws pick six

Bills increase division lead

Tyreek soils himself 

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Love it! 😄👍

  On 12/12/2022 at 4:26 PM, dollars 2 donuts said:

Their season ends soon

 

I can't wait to see them fall

 

I have attention deficit disorder and it causes me to lose track of exactly what I am trying to say or the point I was trying to make so this is really the best I can do for the last line

 

 

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Priceless!!!  🤣

[WideNine]

Winter in B-low

Hoping they freeze their ****s off

Fa-la-la-la-la

 

 

Squish the fish.

 

 

 

[Georgia Bill]

Fish out of water

hopes frozen by Frigid air

strangled by Bills D

 

  On 12/13/2022 at 1:47 AM, Georgia Bill said:

Fish out of water

hopes frozen by Frigid air

strangled by Bills D

 

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[Since1981]

Tuafish stinking 

Dies on an frozen Hill

Digging sushi eats

Edited December 13, 2022 by Since1981

[Buffalo Boy]

Paybacks a beach

Cold and snow can make it hurt

Writhe in pain Dolphin

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

  On 12/12/2022 at 11:19 PM, buffaloboyinATL said:

This time we are home

they made us bake in the sun

no hot water left

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Amazing construction.  Only one multisyllabic word.  (water)

[Dablitzkrieg]

Beasley coming back

To squish the ball grabbing B word

Go eff yourself fish

[TampaBillsJunkie]

Buffalo Forty
Miami Dolphins Zero
Suck on ice Tua.

 

Edited December 13, 2022 by TampaBillsJunkie

[Bubba Gump]

I still have no clue wtf a Haiku is. They make no sense to me. I mean, I could just say....

 

Tua sucks ass

It's gonna snow

Eat ***** McDaniel

 

What does that mean?

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

  On 12/13/2022 at 11:10 AM, Bubba Gump said:

I still have no clue wtf a Haiku is. They make no sense to me. I mean, I could just say....

 

Tua sucks ass

It's gonna snow

Eat ***** McDaniel

 

What does that mean?

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From Wikipedia:

Haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan. Traditional Japanese haiku consist of three phrases that contain a kireji, or "cutting word", 17 on (phonetic units similar to syllables) in a 5, 7, 5 pattern, and a kigo, or seasonal reference. Similar poems that do not adhere to these rules are generally classified as senryū.

I do not know why Miami weeks are haiku weeks around here, but it has been going on for years.

Edited December 13, 2022 by Ridgewaycynic2013

[Bubba Gump]

  On 12/13/2022 at 11:17 AM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

From Wikipedia:

Haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan. Traditional Japanese haiku consist of three phrases that contain a kireji, or "cutting word", 17 on (phonetic units similar to syllables) in a 5, 7, 5 pattern, and a kigo, or seasonal reference. Similar poems that do not adhere to these rules are generally classified as senryū.

I do not know why Miami weeks are haiku weeks around here, but it has been going on for years.

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JFC, I just had an brain aneurysm 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

  On 12/13/2022 at 11:31 AM, Bubba Gump said:

 

JFC, I just had an brain aneurysm 

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Reading your version of the haiku, I presumed you were like Amy Poehler's character in 'Deuce Bigalow'.