It's Miami Week! You know what that means...HAIKU

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Fish rot from the head

Tua is not any good

Die Miami Die

 

[BuffaloBillies]

Ice bag on ankle

Ten for twenty-eight passing

See you Saturday

[Jeffalo]

Snow in the forecast

Buffalo will be ready

eleven and three

 

 

[K-9]

Buffalo’s McD

Kicks ass and embarrasses

Miami’s McD

 

[Freddie's Dead]

***** the Fish ***** the

Fish ***** the Fish ***** the Fish

***** the Fish ***** THEM

[Behindenemylines]

Tua is Poo-a

MVP vote is a joke

Stink Stank Stunk Tua

[H2o]

Stick a fork in them

Come Saturday it's over

Phins hopes and dreams sunk

[YoloinOhio]

Tua in the snow 

Just know he’s going to blow

RIP Dolphins

[Rocky Landing]

pro bowl quarterback

It’s Tua don’tcha know-a

He will see phantoms

[Codyny13]

The dolphins are the summer

its starts off hot until it’s not

summer is over fish rots

[dollars 2 donuts]

Tua is his name

 

Accuracy is his claim

 

But seems pretty lame

 

 

 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

Written from a Miami Dolphins viewpoint:
 

Cold winter wind here

McDaniel's glasses fog up

Tags runs for his life

6 hours ago, Freddie's Dead said:

***** the Fish ***** the

Fish ***** the Fish ***** the Fish

***** the Fish ***** THEM

Mr. Freddie's Dead,

     Please see me after class.

Sister Bertrille, 

Edited December 12, 2022 by Ridgewaycynic2013

[Big Turk]

Fish scared to freeze

Getting ready for snowing

Fins snap like fishsticks

[Nuncha]

Tua fish sandwiches best served cold.

[LABILLBACKER]

No heater in locker room

No heaters on the sidelines 

Fish remain on ice

[K-9]

What did Tua Do
Tua Turndaballova

Fin Heaven Erupts

[Dan]

With a big cold squish
Another good Primetime Win

Lets go Buffalo

[Son of a K-Gun]

Sushi served on ice.

Where is that sideline heater?

It might be chilly.

[gordong]

we got no shade, you get no heat... ***** 

[RiotAct]

F*** the damn Dolphins,

F*** them, F*** them, F*** them

F*** the damn Dolphins