The Bills won last night because... (karma reasons only)

[Just Jack]

How did your actions last night help ensure a Bills win against the Pats*?  I'll start...

 

I did not wear any Bills gear, instead of intently watching the game, I played games on my phone for most of it, and I did not update the Refs For The Game thread.  

 

You're welcome.  

[Big Turk]

I broke out my new Bills Squishmellow pillow and wore my 100 year Anniversary Tre White jersey!

[Low Positive]

1. Wore no Bills gear
2. Watched the first half in the basement. When my wife told me to come upstairs to watch the second half, I told her no. The Bills were winning in the basement.
3. I didn't yell at the TV at all. Even one time. 

[scuba guy]

I live in Rochester and could not watch the game on TV and the radio had the Sabres game on till after the half

[Repulsif]

game for me was 2-5am

I said prior to the game, everytime the Bills score a TD, I will caress my wife chest while she's slepping ; if I break this rule or if she awake we will loose

 

It worked

[Peace Frog]

 

My wife and I had clam chowder during the game along with our usual carrots and celery with Marie's Bleu Cheese dressing.

[The Wiz]

I told off my ex wife, put my phone on mute and just focused on the game. 

 

Was a good night before the game even started. 

Edited December 2, 2022 by The Wiz

[Gugny]

I had limited time, pre-game, so I was not able to get takeout wings, which has been my M.O. for night games this season.

 

I was, however, able to don me now my Bills apparel, order a pizza for takeout (this place is right down the road from my house and I haven't tried their wings yet - so I opted for the pie), grab the pizza, then shoot across the street to a convenience store only to buy a single can of seltzer. 

 

So the takeout pizza and the convenience store seltzer took the place of my normal wings/grocery store run.

 

I have little-to-no doubt that my ingenious adjustments to my normal routine were rewarded via good karma.

 

You're welcome.

 

[Moulds 808080]

Santa is coming to town soon!!!

[Just Jack]

10 minutes ago, Gugny said:

I had limited time, pre-game, so I was not able to get takeout wings, which has been my M.O. for night games this season.

 

I was, however, able to don me now my Bills apparel, order a pizza for takeout (this place is right down the road from my house and I haven't tried their wings yet - so I opted for the pie), grab the pizza, then shoot across the street to a convenience store only to buy a single can of seltzer. 

 

So the takeout pizza and the convenience store seltzer took the place of my normal wings/grocery store run.

 

I have little-to-no doubt that my ingenious adjustments to my normal routine were rewarded via good karma.

 

You're welcome.

 

 

But did you use a toilet at one of those places?  

[WhoTom]

I made a killer batch of wings for dinner last night.

 

Also, I wore my t-shirt, which I wore on opening night and Thanksgiving, and now the Bills are the only team to have won three Thursday games in one season. You're welcome.

[Kris Kringle]

11 minutes ago, Moulds 808080 said:

Santa is coming to town soon!!!

 

Not to your house because you can't follow directions. 

 

I did my usual, making lists, checking them twice, got to make sure who's naughty or nice.  

Edited December 2, 2022 by Kris Kringle

[Jeffalo]

They won because I finished painting my new caboose!

Edited December 2, 2022 by JV14
Grammer

[Gugny]

16 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

But did you use a toilet at one of those places?  

 

I did not.  I did, however, pee at my parents' house and my girlfriend's apartment earlier in the day.

[DaggersEOD]

I’d recently un-retired a lucky shirt and we haven’t lost since doing so. 
 

Went out of town for a business trip and forgot the shirt. Called the wife and had her wear it for the game to keep the luck going. 
 

Like a good wife, she volunteered to also not wear a bra under the shirt, securing our victory. 

[Captain Hindsight]

My son slept the whole game. Bills are undefeated when he is either awake or asleep the whole game. I will continue to make my life hell as needed 

[billsfanmiamioh]

Wore my Bills socks that I was given to wear as best man in a wedding. 

[Bills!Win!]

The Bills are 9-0 when I watch the game live in its entirety

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

33 minutes ago, JV14 said:

They won because I finished painting my new caboose!

What scale is that, please?

[WhoTom]

32 minutes ago, DaggersEOD said:

she volunteered to also not wear a bra under the shirt, securing our victory. 

 

I also didn't wear a bra under my shirt. I think I'll keep that going.