Mystery Illness may affect the next game

[Matt_In_NH]

Not the best thread title.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

36 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said:

Guys, it’s the flu.

Horsehockey!  I bet it was a bad shrimp ring served on the flight home. 🤨

[JakeFrommStateFarm]

They should have all gotten their flu shots

[BIGBOY]

4 minutes ago, Dopey said:

BIGBOY acting like a little baby.

Change me 

[Dopey]

3 minutes ago, BIGBOY said:

Change me 

You're obviously too tough, bigboy. 😂 

[coloradobillsfan]

8 minutes ago, JakeFrommStateFarm said:

They should have all gotten their flu shots

 

Bruce?  Is that you?

[US Egg]

15 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Horsehockey!  I bet it was a bad shrimp ring served on the flight home. 🤨

Nothing looks more appealing than the grocery store prepped shrimp ring sitting out more than an hour.

[frostbitmic]

17 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Horsehockey!  I bet it was a bad shrimp ring served on the flight home. 🤨

Explosive from both ends.

[benderbender]

Bajillion $ idea: tattoos with the vaccines already in them. 

[HereComesTheReignAgain]

1 hour ago, teef said:

little life tip.  when someone calls it a mystery illness, 99% of the time it's an std.

 

For those of us old enough to remember the movie Youngblood, Maybe the Bills have a Ms. McGill at the facilities?

 

 

[machine gun kelly]

47 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Horsehockey!  I bet it was a bad shrimp ring served on the flight home. 🤨

Ridge, it could be scurvy, rickets, or chronic halitosis.  You just never know.  Let’s check they are getting their daily oranges.  😇

[The Wiz]

1 hour ago, JakeFrommStateFarm said:

Did tre do a full practice?

They gave him a full practice on the JUGS machine today. 

Edited November 29, 2022 by The Wiz

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

1 minute ago, machine gun kelly said:

Ridge, it could be scurvy, rickets, or chronic halitosis.  You just never know.  Let’s check they are getting their daily oranges.  😇

Produce is right as you come in the door.  Shrimp rings in the display case rear aisle.

[Beck Water]

3 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said:

Ridge, it could be scurvy, rickets, or chronic halitosis.  You just never know.  Let’s check they are getting their daily oranges.  😇

 

Weren't there complaints about the orange slices served at halftime last season?  Maybe they stopped serving them to prevent emergency floss use on the sideline.

[RobbRiddick]

[JakeFrommStateFarm]

59 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Horsehockey!  I bet it was a bad shrimp ring served on the flight home. 🤨

They may have accidentally had the fish

 

[machine gun kelly]

10 minutes ago, Beck Water said:

 

Weren't there complaints about the orange slices served at halftime last season?  Maybe they stopped serving them to prevent emergency floss use on the sideline.

 
Da&n scurvy!  Gets all the boaters.  
 

That’s it, lemon wedges for everyone.  💪😜🙏👌🦬🏋️‍♂️

 

Im just done with all the conspiracy theory stuff.  Thought I could give you guys a small chuckle.

 

Darn scurvy.  It will get us all.

[Dablitzkrieg]

2 hours ago, PrimeTime101 said:

to be continued

That was sooooo yesterday 

1 hour ago, JakeFrommStateFarm said:

Did tre do a full practice?

He did a #2 

[US Egg]

1 hour ago, teef said:

little life tip.  when someone calls it a mystery illness, 99% of the time it's an std.

 

That’s why I use protection.

 

[Captain Hindsight]

1 hour ago, machine gun kelly said:

Guys, it’s the flu.  I work currently in anti-infectives.  It’s projected to be a bad flu season.  It has been easy for the last two years.  Most likely because by COVID protocols has helped with the common flu.

 

It’s not a big deal and happens every flu season when we have a nasty bug.  Just get a flu shot and hope for the best.  Wash you’re hands, keep 6ft apart, and be smart.

 

The difference between them and us is we don’t have docs who can tap IV’s in us daily keeping us hydrated.

 

it’s not a mystery illness.  Some of you guys are a bit of conspiracy theorists.  Watching JFK too much.

 

Have fun as this too shall will pass.

Don’t tell me what to do!