How do you feel about fortune cookies?

[EmotionallyUnstable]

Big fan. 

[muppy]

Yummy. I only eat them from restaurants though. I've never ever purchased a box of them.  It's not as cool an experience  if it comes from your own house

 

right?

[WhoTom]

I find them bland and generic. That applies to both the fortunes and the cookies.

 

 

[Logic]

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Ever do the fortune cookie where you read the fortune and follow it up with “in bed.”  That can be funny.  Since I only really go out for Chinese food with my kids nowadays we play the same game but end the fortune reading with “in Lena’s (my daughter) diaper.”  The kids get a kick out of it.

 

As for the cookies…I never eat them.  Gross.

[Gugny]

I haven't had Chinese food in many months; maybe even a year.  Goddamn, I miss it.  And I do eat the fortune cookie ... and I like it.

[BuffaloBill]

Fortune cookies 🥠 yum!!!

[Saxum]

Fortune cookies generally go into glove department for emergencies.  We used to eat them when we go out but generally when we go out now it is during Dim Sum (lunch) when restaurants do not give them.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Fortune cookies are ass.

[EmotionallyUnstable]

Crispy Noodle Dippers are delicious as well 

[Chef Jim]

They are neither cookie nor fortuitous.  

[frostbitmic]

I had a fortune cookie that told me "don't believe this fortune cookie, have another one"

 

Another time I had two fortune cookies with the exact same fortune, so I had to play the lottery numbers, no I didn't win, damn cookies.

[ICanSleepWhenI'mDead]

Most memorable fortune cookie I ever got was just one word - - RUN.

[Whites Bay]

On 11/21/2022 at 5:45 PM, Logic said:

I get this one.  My father always maintained that you should end all fortune cookie missives with "With no pants".

 

[Miyagi-Do Karate]

I eat a lot of Chinese food, and never eat the fortune cookie. 

[TheCockSportif]

... in bed.

[Jauronimo]

I only eat them in emergencies like if I run out of styrofoam peanuts to munch on.  

[Augie]

When my Magic 8 Ball is in the shop I use fortune cookies exclusively to determine the path of our financial planning. 

[WhoTom]

1 hour ago, Augie said:

When my Magic 8 Ball is in the shop I use fortune cookies exclusively to determine the path of our financial planning. 

 

I used to do that, but then my astrologer told me that Scorpios shouldn't rely on Magic 8 Balls or fortune cookies.

 

[Biden is Mentally Fit]

Giant fortune cookie at Tao in LV filled with chocolate mousse on one side and white chocolate mousse on the other. Served with tropical fruit. 💯🤌