The Bills won yesterday because.... (karma reasons only)

[corta765]

I have 4 huge slices of pizza and like 10 chicken wings

[HunTim]

Because my lucky cardigan has recovered from its cleaning by my daughter.

It will NEVER be cleaned again!

[Toomstone.Part.Duex]

I found my 2020 Bills sweatshirt in the closet.  Washed it, and wore it for the game.  That sweatshirt was responsible for the rise of JA17 in 2020.   

[RiotAct]

6 hours ago, Gugny said:

Prior to kickoff, I peed in three toilets that were not in my house.

 

My parents' house

JC Penney

Hannaford supermarket

 

You're welcome.

you’re like my dog with trees / lamp posts / fire hydrants.

[WyoAZBillfan]

I had a talk with Coach Clappy, expressed my frustrations, gave some pointers on chafed hands and felt he really listed to me (through the tv of course). 20 something points later the Bills were awarded a W. 
 

Y’all are welcome. 

[US Egg]

I didn’t curse during the game.

[Ta111]

Because they scored more points.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

I let my daughter paint my toenails.  She had been begging me all morning, and I kept telling her “after the game.” After the Browns scored the first TD I let her give me a Bills themed pedi. 🤷🏽‍♂️

 

I always take a tequila shot after each Bills TD.  It was so cute bc my toenails were wet so I couldn’t get up from my chair.  After the Diggs TD my daughter disappeared for a few minutes and then emerged from the kitchen with a tequila shot and a lime wedge.  She’s 9.  😂😂

[WhoTom]

1 minute ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I always take a tequila shot after each Bills TD.

 

You must have been quite lit at the end of the Bills-Pats* playoff game last season.

 

 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

6 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

 

You must have been quite lit at the end of the Bills-Pats* playoff game last season.

 

 

Quite

[Freddie's Dead]

In Vegas on vaca, got the Lemon Pepper chicken at Vons (which tasted of neither lemon nor pepper).  The stream I had was a minute behind, so I couldn't post my regular Missit...Noonan...miss... at the correct times, but luckily that did not detract.  I got all the Bass-o-Matic jpegs in, so that clearly helped.  No idea from a karma, but I'll still be here in Vegas for Thanksgiving.

Edited November 21, 2022 by Freddie's Dead

[machine gun kelly]

7 hours ago, Just Jack said:

 

Gugny laughs at your pitiful answer.  Try again. 

 

 

Gugny laughs at your pitiful answer.  Try again. 

 

 

You may want to schedule a visit with a urologist.  

Or stop drinking a gallon of beer at 9am on a Sunday.  Ok Gugs, you’ll need to increase by one foreign bathroom per Sunday especially for the Cheats, Bengals, and three more for the Chefs in the AFCCG.

 

Drink water non stop for two days prior.

 

Make it so!

[buffaloboyinATL]

I did my beer ritual. I usually only do it for one o'clock games and/or games I am not attending live.  I wait until the Bills do something really good before I have my first beer, and then once I start, I make sure my beer in never near empty until the game ends.  I wait for a TD, or a turnover by the Defense, not just a good drive or Defensive stop. Yesterday, I had to wait awhile for my first beer, but I definitely made up for lost time once we got going. I usually grab my refill when the current beer is at the halfway point, just to be safe.  🍺🍺🍺

 

You're welcome.

[Just Jack]

25 minutes ago, Ta111 said:

Because they scored more points.

Gugny laughs at your pitiful answer.  Try again. 

[HOUSE]

Because I made no prediction 

[WhoTom]

I forgot that Bojo played for the Browns until he came out for his first punt. When they lined up for both FG attempts, I said, "Botch the hold, Bojo." He obliged me in one out of two attempts.

 

(I know it was blocked, but maybe the kick was low due to a bad hold.)

 

 

[Steptide]

I took my bills sweatshirt off and they instantly started playing better. Actually, I rarely wear bills gear when they play, just happened to have my sweatshirt on yesterday 

[EmotionallyUnstable]

We spent 3 hours waiting at urgent care for my 18 month old after arriving at 9:00a.m. A kind gentleman who was leaving after our three hours of waiting suggested another pediatric location. We called over, headed that way and we were in and out in 40 minutes only to be home right at kickoff. 
 

 

[Negan]

I was 0-2 wearing my Von jersey the last 2 weeks, went with the Oliver jersey instead, bingo a big win!!

Edited November 21, 2022 by Negan

[strive_for_five_guy]

Had a specific kind of wings locally, along with some pizza and a tripel to wash it down.  Unfortunately this formula won’t be an option this Thursday, which has equated to all three losses this season.  Sorry guys…