The Bills lost yesterday because… (karma reasons only)

[Roundybout]

5 minutes ago, corta765 said:

 

Oh snap that was too serious and logical a response.

Ok I didn't wear my Josh Allen t shirt and wore a regular Bills tshirt instead underneath. Also I didn't do a shot of hot sauce which I have been doing before games.

 

I feel sorry for your stomach lining! 

[BarleyNY]

My daughter did not wear her Diggs socks. She didn’t wear them for Miami either. Can’t blame me - I kept the Bills dog bandannas away from my dogs. 

Edited November 14, 2022 by BarleyNY

[Logic]

We have a hanging plant in our living room. My wife took it down to water it at the start of the game and left it in the tub. She asked me to hang it back up on a commercial break. I hemmed and hawed throughout the first half. With the Bills comfortably ahead by 14, I finally re-hung the plant. It was all downhill from there.

Why, air plant, why? Why have you forsaken me like this? I water you. I put you in good sunlight. I keep you safe from the cat. Why you do me like this?

[corta765]

4 minutes ago, Roundybout said:

 

I feel sorry for your stomach lining! 

 

My stomach was molded by hot sauce and pepper going back to my early teens. A shot of franks hot sauce is nothing haha

[Barnaby Wilde]

I blame myself.  I care for my 94 year old mom who is basically bid ridden for the last couple of years and when the defense made that goal line stop with 44 seconds to go all the stress washed away into euphoria and I went in her room and layed my body down across her legs and said to her that was the most unbelievable games I have ever saw.  WHAT A GAME, I said as I got up and left her room to watch the next game and saw Vikings players celebrating.  I wanted to cry.  My nerves were so bent by shock by what just happened I wonder if I can ever recover.  I just did not have the mental capacity to process this shock because there was no room left in the Inn.  So many shocking endings.  My poor mom.  I had to explain the ending to her and she doesn't really understand football.  I could not get her to understand  who livid and and angry I was.

[taglientep]

Forgot to hang up my bills flag on my bar

[The Avenger]

12 minutes ago, Reverse Meathead said:

I blame myself.  I care for my 94 year old mom who is basically bid ridden for the last couple of years and when the defense made that goal line stop with 44 seconds to go all the stress washed away into euphoria and I went in her room and layed my body down across her legs and said to her that was the most unbelievable games I have ever saw.  WHAT A GAME, I said as I got up and left her room to watch the next game and saw Vikings players celebrating.  I wanted to cry.  My nerves were so bent by shock by what just happened I wonder if I can ever recover.  I just did not have the mental capacity to process this shock because there was no room left in the Inn.  So many shocking endings.  My poor mom.  I had to explain the ending to her and she doesn't really understand football.  I could not get her to understand  who livid and and angry I was.

Dude, seriously - priorities

 

 

😁

[BuffaloMatt]

32 minutes ago, Reverse Meathead said:

I blame myself.  I care for my 94 year old mom who is basically bid ridden for the last couple of years and when the defense made that goal line stop with 44 seconds to go all the stress washed away into euphoria and I went in her room and layed my body down across her legs and said to her that was the most unbelievable games I have ever saw.  WHAT A GAME, I said as I got up and left her room to watch the next game and saw Vikings players celebrating.  I wanted to cry.  My nerves were so bent by shock by what just happened I wonder if I can ever recover.  I just did not have the mental capacity to process this shock because there was no room left in the Inn.  So many shocking endings.  My poor mom.  I had to explain the ending to her and she doesn't really understand football.  I could not get her to understand  who livid and and angry I was.

You are a good son. Don't blame yourself, we all had the same reaction. . . . even after a lifetime of last second Bills loses.  

[wolfpack78]

I went out to rake leaves when the Bills were up 17

[Bills!Win!]

This is the 3rd time where I missed part of the game. The bills have won every game where I’ve watched the whole thing. I’m sorry everyone 

[Buffalo Bills Fan]

1 minute ago, Bills!Win! said:

This is the 3rd time where I missed part of the game. The bills have won every game where I’ve watched the whole thing. I’m sorry everyone 

Have to watch all way thru rest of football now 😂.

[jletha]

I havent trimmed my beard since the by week. I trim my beard every week but was growing it out for winter, for the first time in 5 years or so.

 

Big mistake. I will be trimming my beard.

[Realist]

Nope, sorry, not taking the blame on this one...this one was all on the team. I wore the same Bills gear, drank out of the same beer mug, sat in the same chair. This time it's on them.

[BillyBilliams]

My best friend stationed here in Tucson with me went back home to Tonawanda for leave 2 weeks ago.  They've lost because he's not at my house watching the game like we've been doing the past 3 years.

[Virgil]

Because ***** my life

[947]

My dog wasn't wearing his Bill's t-shirt.

 

We put the shirt on him for every game we've won this year. We weren't at home for the Miami & Jets games, so we didn't put it on him. Vikings game, he didn't wear it & my wife got home just before the end & put it on him, but it was too late. Lesson learned. From now on, he's wearing the shirt all day on game days even if he's home alone.

[Reks Ryan]

Because right before Jefferson's crazy catch on 4th & 18.   I said to my friend, last time the Vikings were in Buffalo, the Bills completed an amazing  play on 4th & 20-something in the last minute, to extend the game winning TD drive.   Wouldn't it be ironic if the Vikings turned the tables. 

 

Totally jinxed them.   My bad

[Logic]

3 minutes ago, Reks Ryan said:

Because right before Jefferson's crazy catch on 4th & 18.   I said to my friend, last time the Vikings were in Buffalo, the Bills completed an amazing  play on 4th & 20-something in the last minute, to extend the game winning TD drive.   Wouldn't it be ironic if the Vikings turned the tables. 

 

Totally jinxed them.   My bad

Okay. We found the culprit.

Three pages of replies, but mostly forgivable stuff.

But THIS RIGHT HERE, this is the one.

Damn it, Reks!!!!!!!!!

Edited November 14, 2022 by Logic

[fasteddie]

The guy in front of me at the stadium says this game is done as the Bills stop Cousins at the goal line. He grabs his stuff and leaves. I wanted to tackle him but I was too late. We all know what happened after that. I blame it on him.

[BigDingus]

My mom called with like 40 seconds left to celebrate the win (after the defense made the stop)...

 

Last time she did that was in January with 13 seconds left...

 

I knew I shouldn't have answered the phone 😭