The Bills lost yesterday because… (karma reasons only)

[Big Turk]

I have worn my Allen jersey every week instead of mixing it up to one of the other 3...next week it's going to be Diggs or if White is back for his first game, I am going with Takeaway Tre.

Edited November 14, 2022 by Big Turk

[ArdmoreRyno]

My GF (who isn't a sports fan at all) sat with me until we were up 27-10. 

 

She turned to me and said "Babe, they got this in the bag" and then left to take a nap. 

 

It's 100% her fault and we broke up last night.

[I'm Spartacus]

I "broke the seal" and peed before opening kick off.

[Gugny]

I missed the beginning of the game and I forgot to post LET'S GO BEELS!!! on Facebook before kickoff.

 

(I can't believe how difficult this thread is for so many people each week)

[Nextmanup]

13 minutes ago, Igotbills said:

Because after halftime fox showed the graphic saying the bills are something like 62-0 all time at home when leading by 14 points or more  at halftime. 
 

I can’t remember the stat exactly but I said we just lost after seeing it. 

 

It was something like the last time we lost, at home, after being that much ahead at halftime, was in 1968 I think.

 

(Some time in the late '60s).

 

Someone actually commented on that at the time in the game thread, saying, "I hate when they say this stuff, because it makes you wonder" or something...clearly hinting at the profound jinxing power of such a comment! 

 

This is absolutely the correct answer, Igotbills.

 

Close the thread! 

 

 

[muppy]

all I know is Im going to run out of Bills shirts if every time they lose I blame my wardrobe  😏 Maybe I should invest in our opponrnts team colors and jinx the rat b*******'s

Edited November 14, 2022 by muppy

[The Avenger]

1 hour ago, mikey2dope said:

Because I broke my favorite Bills coffee mug at work 2 days before the Jets game. Ordered the exact same one from Amazon and it will be here Thursday just in time to stop the losing.

Good Lord man, if you had gotten Prime you would have had it in 2 days and we all would have been spared those clown shows against the Jets and Vikes - are 2 losses worth saving the $129 annual fee?

Edited November 14, 2022 by The Avenger

[BuffaloMatt]

The world hates me

[mikey2dope]

7 minutes ago, The Avenger said:

Good Lord man, if you had gotten Prime you would have had it in 2 days and we all would have been spared those clown shows against the Jets and Vikes - are 2 losses worth saving the $129 annual fee?

 

LOL I have Prime, which makes this whole debacle even worse!

[Just Jack]

1 hour ago, corta765 said:

It snowed

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

1 hour ago, Albany,n.y. said:

The game was on Fox

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

1 hour ago, starrymessenger said:

Josh got fat. Too many donuts. 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

1 hour ago, transient said:

Not this week. This week it's all on them.

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

1 hour ago, Believer said:

McDermott didn’t clap loud enough??… Dorsey didn’t plan his own meltdown??… Frazier got defensive after the game??

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

39 minutes ago, Nextmanup said:

Because Bills fans have not suffered enough, according to the football gods.

 

More pain is likely.

 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

[starrymessenger]

Just now, Just Jack said:

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

I like your sense of humour. Its a gas.

[Nextmanup]

16 minutes ago, muppy said:

all I know is Im going to run out of Bills shirts if every time they lose I blame my wardrobe  😏 Maybe I should invest in our opponrnts team colors and jinx the rat b*******'s

On the other hand, this could be an opportunity to expand your Bills wardrobe! 

 

😀

[transient]

Just now, Just Jack said:

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

I'm sorry. I don't understand what you're saying. 

[starrymessenger]

Just now, transient said:

I'm sorry. I don't understand what you're saying. 

Its ok. He doesn't understand what he's saying either.

[Nextmanup]

2 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

 

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

Read my comment again, Einstein.

 

We  (that's me and others) haven't suffered enough as Bills fans, so we had to suffer more.

 

That's why it went the way it did.  It wasn't so much an act as an omission to act.

 

You asked the question, I gave you the answer, and now you B word about it.

 

 

 

 

[Bigantall]

I keep listening to music on my Google home in the mornings before the game 

[Roundybout]

I wore my brand new Josh Allen jersey my girlfriend got me for my birthday the other day, rather than my battle-tested Fitzpatrick or Singletary jerseys. 

[corta765]

9 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? 

 

Oh snap that was too serious and logical a response.

Ok I didn't wear my Josh Allen t shirt and wore a regular Bills tshirt instead underneath. Also I didn't do a shot of hot sauce which I have been doing before games.

[Just Jack]

9 minutes ago, Nextmanup said:

Read my comment again, Einstein.

 

We  (that's me and others) haven't suffered enough as Bills fans, so we had to suffer more.

 

That's why it went the way it did.  It wasn't so much an act as an omission to act.

 

You asked the question, I gave you the answer, and now you B word about it.

 

 

 

 

Go back and read the first line in the first post yourself.  

[IndyMark]

I set my DVR to tape it and watch later.  Which I rarely do......I typically prioritize watching Bills games in real time; this time I was like "Eh, no biggie"...this one is on me, friends.