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3 hours ago, ComradeKayAdams said:

 

318!!! Wooo!!! I was hurdling what looked like Egyptian pyramids after 300, and I think I died by running into a folding table…or possibly a beach chair…not sure what, exactly…the whole screen was a rapidly moving blur of pixels by that point. Quite trippy, I must say, but highly enjoyable. I wrote a most delightful song this morning to commemorate my experience (the words in all caps are for the chorus…oh won’t you please sing along?!):

 

This game makes me want to JUMP!

Press my “up” button and JUMP!

Strike it twice and high JUMP!

Hold it down and long JUMP!

 

Come on now, let Josh run endlessly now,

Start it now, come on and jump!

Yea-y-yeah, yea-y-yeah!

SAY YOU’LL PLAY.

Jump over random things, baby.

SAY YOU’LL PLAY.

Come on, come on!

SAY YOU’LL PLAY.

Come on and jump!

SAY YOU’LL PLAY.

Yeah-eah-eah!

 

JUMP!

Josh is running now.

JUMP!

He’s on the move now.

JUMP!

Josh is running now.

JUMP!

He’s hurdling flamingos now.

JUMP!

Kay’s got a high score.

JUMP!

A really high score, yeah.

JUMP!

She wants the highest score.

JUMP!

Just watch her break it now.

 

Kay-ay-ay-ay!

KAY-AY-AY-AY!

Kay-ay-ay-ay!

KAY-AY-AY-AY!

Let’s go, Comrade Kay!

LET’S GO, COMRADE KAY!

Let’s go, Comrade Kay!

LET’S GO, COMRADE KAY!

 

This game makes me want to JUMP!

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