The Bills lost yesterday because.... (karma reasons only)

[Just Jack]

For those that can't figure it out, how did your actions yesterday affect the outcome of the game?  I'll start...

 

All I can figure is it was because I haven't shaved in a week or more. Trying to grow out my winter beard.  Everything else I kept the same, wearing no Bills gear, did not watch the game live, etc.  

[Johnnycage46]

Josh's terrible, terrible mustache is obviously to blame.

[C.Biscuit97]

I emotionally cheated on my girlfriend. 😕

[SMAKCruiser]

Watched the game at a friends house instead of my own living room

[Just Jack]

7 minutes ago, Johnnycage46 said:

Josh's terrible, terrible mustache is obviously to blame.

 

That's fine and dandy, but what did you do that caused the Bills to lose? 

[HOUSE]

SKYCAM BREAKAGE 

[mead107]

I was 20 minutes from patriots stadium 

 

[billsfanmiamioh]

7 minutes ago, SMAKCruiser said:

Watched the game at a friends house instead of my own living room

I’m at Disney with the family and I watched on a laptop instead of at home (or actually at the game) . I have a horrible track record of watching games here.

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

I was there.

 

[Milanos Milano]

Because Buffalo doesn’t have enough MILFs to distract Wilson. 

[US Egg]

Was out raking leaves for the 1st half.

 

I feel shame and blame for the loss.

[BruceVilanch]

I watched the game in Denver instead of my house in Oregon, I also didn't get the #17 locker at the gym once this week.

[WhoTom]

I wore navy blue underwear. Bills' colors apparently didn't like being next to my junk.

 

[Gugny]

Every week for years, three other TBD Pricks and I have been guessing the final score and keeping track of who is closest each week.

 

I keep a whiteboard on my fridge and every week, sometime prior to game time, I write all of our predictions down, take a picture and send it to the group.

 

For no good reason at all, I did not do that this week.

 

This is why the Bills lost.

 

[Just Jack]

48 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

SKYCAM BREAKAGE 

 

That's fine and dandy, but what did you do that caused the Bills to lose? 
 

42 minutes ago, IronMaidenBills said:

Because Buffalo doesn’t have enough MILFs to distract Wilson. 

 

That's fine and dandy, but what did you do that caused the Bills to lose? 

[Bray Wyatt]

I was really hungover from Saturday, I feel like my hangover got passed on to the Bills. Sorry folks

[loyal2dagame]

The L is Josh's mustache's fault. Every time he looks creepy, we lose. 

[goober]

I vowed to remain calm the entire game and not yell at the TV in contrast to the prior divisional loss, and I gave it a good try but went full on temper tantrum by the end.

[BarleyNY]

Wife put Bills bandannas on our dogs. They are cursed. Last time was Miami. First time was KC playoff game. Debating whether to pack them away or just burn them. 

[Johnnycage46]

1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

 

That's fine and dandy, but what did you do that caused the Bills to lose? 

I hated his mustache...and I normally don't hate anything about Josh.