[Updated] Powerball this Monday: $1,900,000,000

[mead107]

6 hours ago, Captain_Quint said:

I'm gonna get two chicks at once when I win

Starting a chicken farm? Lot of money in eggs right now. 
 

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

$1,600,000,000:

 

 

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Monday: $1,900,000,000:

 

[Augie]

This seems so unfair. I had a ticket and everything this time!      

[The Avenger]

If nobody wins on Monday, the prize for Wednesday's drawing will be Twitter.

[Just Jack]

14 minutes ago, The Avenger said:

If nobody wins on Monday, the prize for Wednesday's drawing will be Twitter.

Or maybe the Washington Commanders. 

[US Egg]

Jeepers Creepers already!
 

How much do I have to spend to wait to be told I’m not a Billionaire?
 

(or to not think it’s rigged?)

[Just Jack]

8 hours ago, I am the egg man said:

Jeepers Creepers already!
 

How much do I have to spend to wait to be told I’m not a Billionaire?
 

(or to not think it’s rigged?)

 

I got 10 tickets ($20) plus my one regular ticket.  

[mead107]

3 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

I got 10 tickets ($20) plus my one regular ticket.  

So glad you are sharing with all of us.

$30,000 to each TBD member? 

[Just Jack]

Just now, mead107 said:

So glad you are sharing with all of us.

$30 to each TBD member? 

 

fixed your quote. 

[Chef Jim]

<Chef Jim calculates his fee on $900,000,000>
 

🤑

[CountDorkula]

The lottery machine broke…right. 
 

so are all tickets still valid?

[Just Jack]

@Chef Jim is my favorite California based poster.  

[Chef Jim]

18 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

@Chef Jim is my favorite California based poster.  

 

Sorry Jack.  It wasn't me.  

[Just Jack]

1 hour ago, Chef Jim said:

 

Sorry Jack.  It wasn't me.  

 

That sounds like something the winner would say, to divert attention from themselves.  

[Gugny]

@John from Riverside: "Daddy needs some new toes!!!"

[Chef Jim]

33 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

That sounds like something the winner would say, to divert attention from themselves.  

Sorry this is Jim’s butler.  He will respond when he’s done counting his money….sometime in June. 

[John from Riverside]

54 minutes ago, Gugny said:

@John from Riverside: "Daddy needs some new toes!!!"

I didn’t win ;(

[Chef Jim]

I think I just found where the winner here in California lives.  Looks like not too far from me. 
 

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

And the inevitable aftermath:

 

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/man-claims-winning-2-billion-powerball-ticket-sold-in-altadena-was-stolen-sues-jackpot-winner/