MadMark Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 I purchased a single serving bag of Cheetos for a snack this morning and as I was eating them, I pulled out a large clump of the cheese like substance that is used to flavor these things. It is about the size of a remote car starter. Should I: 1. Contact Frito Lay and tell them I want my $0.30 back? 2. Crumble it up and sprinkle it over some popcorn? 3. Send it to Nervous Guy and have him analyze it in his lab? 4. Wait until tomorrow and ask Alaska Darin for FAT? Thanks for your advice. GO BILLS 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KD in CA Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Are you new to this country or something? Obviously you should file a multi million dollar lawsuit against Frito Lay. I'm sure this experience has left you emotionally shattered.
MadMark Posted May 18, 2005 Author Posted May 18, 2005 Mmmmm...large lump of extra imitation powered cheese. 339160[/snapback] Would you like some? Perhaps I could shave some off and send it to you. GO BILLS 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fezmid Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Are you new to this country or something? Obviously you should file a multi million dollar lawsuit against Frito Lay. I'm sure this experience has left you emotionally shattered. 339162[/snapback] No way, that's out of vogue. You should sell it on eBay! More money AND publicity! CW
duey Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Would you like some? Perhaps I could shave some off and send it to you. GO BILLS 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 339189[/snapback] Oh my yes, please! Actually, the appropriate response would be to secure someones severed finger tip, liberally coat it with said cheese, and then feign biting into it.
Johnny Coli Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 No way, that's out of vogue. You should sell it on eBay! More money AND publicity! CW 339214[/snapback] It has to resemble the Pope, the dead one, not the new Nazi youth one.
Like A Mofo Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 No way, that's out of vogue. You should sell it on eBay! More money AND publicity! CW 339214[/snapback] Amen to that!! What famous person can he says it looks like though? Something along the lines of that Mary Grilled cheese auction
MadMark Posted May 18, 2005 Author Posted May 18, 2005 Are you new to this country or something? Obviously you should file a multi million dollar lawsuit against Frito Lay. I'm sure this experience has left you emotionally shattered. 339162[/snapback] Well, my fingers had this orange color to them after I picked it up. GO BILLS 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fezmid Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Sell it on ebay. 339225[/snapback] You were four minutes too late. Next time, read the entire thread. CW
VABills Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 You were four minutes too late. Next time, read the entire thread. CW 339345[/snapback] It wasn't there when I started typing. Damn work got in my way of hitting enter.
Beerball Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 3. Send it to Nervous Guy and have him analyze it in his lab?GO BILLS 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 339158[/snapback] Send it to NG and he can have his minion T-Bone run an analysis for you.
VABills Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Send it to NG and he can have his minion T-Bone run an analysis for you. 339360[/snapback] Sad thing is T-bone is NG's boss.
MadMark Posted May 18, 2005 Author Posted May 18, 2005 Amen to that!! What famous person can he says it looks like though? Something along the lines of that Mary Grilled cheese auction 339234[/snapback] One could argue that is somewhat resembles the state of Arkansas. GO BILLS 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nervous Guy Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Sad thing is T-bone is NG's boss. 339372[/snapback] I miss that FU smilie.
Beerball Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Sad thing is T-bone is NG's boss. 339372[/snapback] Something I know but am unwilling to admit.
VABills Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 I miss that FU smilie. 339381[/snapback] That's not very nice. Have I ever flipped you off?
todd Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 5. Convince the morons in America that it looks like the Virgin Mary and sell it on ebay. I purchased a single serving bag of Cheetos for a snack this morning and as I was eating them, I pulled out a large clump of the cheese like substance that is used to flavor these things. It is about the size of a remote car starter. Should I: 1. Contact Frito Lay and tell them I want my $0.30 back? 2. Crumble it up and sprinkle it over some popcorn? 3. Send it to Nervous Guy and have him analyze it in his lab? 4. Wait until tomorrow and ask Alaska Darin for FAT? Thanks for your advice. GO BILLS 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 339158[/snapback]
Fezmid Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 It wasn't there when I started typing. 339356[/snapback] It took you four minutes to type four words, none longer than four characters? Wow... CW
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