Morning read: Russell Wilson claims to have hacked his body not to poop

[extrahammer]

😂

 

https://thesportsrush.com/nfl-news-russell-wilson-diet-broncos-qbs-interview-with-athletic-shows-he-hacked-his-body-to-not-poop/

[eSJayDee]

Well, he's full of shhh...tuff.

[TheCockSportif]

He's a weird dude who has that Seinfeld Lloyd Braun "Serenity Now" vibe to him.  And the interview he did a few days ago where it was all "we're gonna rock", "we're gonna roll", "I'm just gonna rock" was hilarious and a total fabrication in equal parts.

[WhoTom]

[YoloinOhio]

Russ is the fakest person on earth

[Captain Caveman]

This article is clearly fake

[US Egg]

This is a sch!tt title and thread. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

From 12 years ago.  Waiting for the follow up:

https://www.livescience.com/8224-indian-mystic-claims-eat-70-years.html

[Saxum]

Then how is he crapping when he is playing for Denver now?

[Warcodered]

Pretty sure South Park already covered this he's just reversed the intake and outtake.

 

[Just Jack]

Take enough of this and you'll be stopped up for days. 

[thenorthremembers]

Gotta say Russ is giving me big time Patrick Bateman American Pyscho vibes lately.

[f0neguy]

Have to believe it’s built up between his ears.  

[Sherlock Holmes]

On 10/27/2022 at 12:02 PM, Warcodered said:

Pretty sure South Park already covered this he's just reversed the intake and outtake.

 

Is that Mr. Hankey?

[transient]

https://www.totalprosports.com/nfl/broncos-russell-wilson-fake-poop-news/

 

I mean, I get how someone could get fooled by the story. Watching him, it's totally believable that he hasn't gone all week because he's been saving up for the giant deuces he and the Broncos have been dropping on game day.

Edited October 28, 2022 by transient

[Miyagi-Do Karate]

His utter weirdness is news to me.

 

In Seattle, i thought he was a normal guy. He comes from a normal family, went to a Big 10 school, successful but seemingly humble.

 

it seems like all his weirdness came out of left field.