The Bills won yesterday because.... (karma reasons only)

[Billz4ever]

Just now, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said:

😝 it’s as if they didn’t read the OP correctly 

It's not as if.  I didn't read the OP at all, lol.  I just read the title.

[Augie]

1 hour ago, LeGOATski said:

I watched it live. I missed the Miami game last week and they lost because of it.

 

Well, there you go! We know who was at fault! Your fine is in the mail. 

[GoBills808]

I took off a new Bills hat at halftime

 

youre welcome

[LeGOATski]

Just now, Augie said:

 

Well, there you go! We know who was at fault! Your fine is in the mail. 

It'll probably get lost...

[boater]

I didn't wear my new Bill's gear and they won. I wore it last week and they lost.

 

There must be a proper christening procedure for new gear that I'm missing.

 

Shall I wear my new gear out and about eating chicken wings?

[RangerDave]

When the Bills went down 20-3, my wife turned her Bills cap around and declared:  Rally Cap Time!

 

The Bills scored 20 unanswered points after that.

 

You can't overstate that amount of skill and edication.

 

(And if someone were to ask me what I did, I smiled at her as she did this...)

[billsFORlife50]

I changed shirts in the 2nd Quarter after realizing I was wearing the same one I wore last week in the loss.

 

You're welcome for the Victory!  

[Clark Rotary]

My daughter is a senior in college and face-timed me yesterday evening.  "Oh" I said, "Nice to see you wearing your Bills jersey."  "Well yeah," she said, "I forgot to wear it last week for the first time this season and you saw what happened.".  Fins mystery solved.  

[Gugny]

36 minutes ago, Warcodered said:

How fast does your hair grow?

i normally get it cut every 5-6 weeks. It’s a gorgeous head of salt-n-pepa. 

[ControllerOfPlanetX]

Watched the first quarter on TV.

watched the second on my IPAD.

watched the third quarter on TV.

listened to the Fourth quarter on radio.

 

Conclusion:  Karma’s a B word.

[billsbackto81]

Because Lamar Jackson is who we thought he was! So if you wanna crown em' then crown em'!

 

But, we didn't let him off the hook.😋

[Motorin']

1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

 

That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? 

 

 

You apparently missed all of my sarcastic posts thrown at the negative Nancy's in the first half of the game day thread. 

[atlbillsfan1975]

I left the game midway through the second quarter and walked over to the Horseshoe Casino. I checked the score on my phone but I didn’t start watching the game till Bass lined up for the kick. 

[Simon]

1 hour ago, Billz4ever said:

At halftime, I sacrificed a goat and drew the buffalo on my living room wall with the blood. No, not really.

 

One of my dachshunds came and sat with me in my recliner for the 2nd half of the game.  Now he has to sit with me every week.

 

[Billz4ever]

Just now, Simon said:

 

LOL, I'm just going to prop you up here in the corner until the Bills win.  Thanks.

[The Firebaugh Kid]

A crazy nut bag former friend of my family is a Ravens fan.  We had a major falling out this summer. Felt so good to win that game! Sup now. 

[Freddie's Dead]

We went back to getting Little Caesars again.  Gonna get fat this year.....

[Billsatlastin2018]

I stayed home

 

+

 

the wife is away in Vegas! 😂

[EmotionallyUnstable]

3 hours ago, Gugny said:

I scheduled a hair cut for 12:10pm ET.

 

Got there on time.  Waited 10 minutes to be seated.  The stylist was very ... deliberate ... in the way she cut my hair.  It's a basic cut.  #2 on the sides/back; tapered; scissor cut to finger length on top.  Always a 10-15 minute job.

 

This chick took almost a half hour of cutting and also had to stop a few times to answer the phone, speak with walk-in customers.

 

I still had to make my customary/usually unnecessary trip to the grocery store and I didn't get done with the hair cut until 12:50,

 

Missed the first 5 minutes of the game because of all this.

 

This is why I never had a doubt that we'd win.

Same here!

[716to540]

I was stoned!