The Bills won yesterday because.... (karma reasons only)

[Just Jack]

For those that always seem to not get what this thread is for, what did YOU do differently that affected the outcome of the game against the Dolphins? I'll start...

 

 

I wore no Bills gear, and did not watch the game, though I did keep checking the score update.  

[SoMAn]

1 minute ago, Just Jack said:

For those that always seem to not get what this thread is for, what did YOU do differently that affected the outcome of the game against the Dolphins? I'll start...

 

 

I wore no Bills gear, and did not watch the game, though I did keep checking the score update.  

My Bills shirt I’d been wearing since Friday, but went in the basket Sunday morning. 
BTW- is that really your name or is it what your wife says to you when she has a headache? 😁

[NewEra]

Because I wore my red Poyer Jersey. 

[El Guapo]

I wore my Bills tennis shoes.  I didn't wear them for the Miami game and we lost.

[Simon]

I had a massive hangover for the first time in many months. 

[2020 Our Year For Sure]

Because I was in the house for Bills Mafia Takeover: Baltimore.

[Buffalo716]

Because I wore my new Buffalo Bills socks

[Bleeding Bills Blue]

Result was never in doubt - I got drunk and watched the Mighty ducks on saturday night.  Never say die.

[Augie]

I sucked it up and went almost 3 hours for a wedding where I knew nobody but my wife. Her childhood friend’s son got married. I deserved SOMETHING good for enduring that without a complaint. 

[Don Otreply]

I stayed out of the game day thread,

[Gugny]

I scheduled a hair cut for 12:10pm ET.

 

Got there on time.  Waited 10 minutes to be seated.  The stylist was very ... deliberate ... in the way she cut my hair.  It's a basic cut.  #2 on the sides/back; tapered; scissor cut to finger length on top.  Always a 10-15 minute job.

 

This chick took almost a half hour of cutting and also had to stop a few times to answer the phone, speak with walk-in customers.

 

I still had to make my customary/usually unnecessary trip to the grocery store and I didn't get done with the hair cut until 12:50,

 

Missed the first 5 minutes of the game because of all this.

 

This is why I never had a doubt that we'd win.

[nedboy7]

I kicked the dogs out of the living room.  Previous weekend there were 5 dogs in the house.  Can’t take it on game day. 

8 minutes ago, Augie said:

I sucked it up and went almost 3 hours for a wedding where I knew nobody but my wife. Her childhood friend’s son got married. I deserved SOMETHING good for enduring that without a complaint. 

so tired of weddings in general. Make it end. 

[Motorin']

McD ate his spinach! 

[billsfan1959]

Because I donated to Tua's charity...

[Big Turk]

I wore my new Bills socks of course. Duh.

 

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Edited October 3, 2022 by Big Turk

[Augie]

4 minutes ago, Gugny said:

I scheduled a hair cut for 12:10pm ET.

 

Got there on time.  Waited 10 minutes to be seated.  The stylist was very ... deliberate ... in the way she cut my hair.  It's a basic cut.  #2 on the sides/back; tapered; scissor cut to finger length on top.  Always a 10-15 minute job.

 

This chick took almost a half hour of cutting and also had to stop a few times to answer the phone, speak with walk-in customers.

 

I still had to make my customary/usually unnecessary trip to the grocery store and I didn't get done with the hair cut until 12:50,

 

Missed the first 5 minutes of the game because of all this.

 

This is why I never had a doubt that we'd win.

 

That sounds like a close call. You should go back to cutting your own hair like Mark Davis. 

[WyoAZBillfan]

Because we have Josh Allen and they don’t, also cause they sucked more than the Bills in the second half!

[John from Riverside]

I wore my Buffalo Bills socks

 

…… That’s it just the socks

[Stads]

I woke up at exactly 8:16am. I stood up from my bed, spun around 4 and 7/8 times. I sang at the top of my lungs the entire score to Les Miserables. Now it gets weird. I put on my wife's wedding dress and cut the front lawn. Took that off before cutting the backyard wearing a Karlos Williams jersey whilst eating an entire cookie dough container (RIP his career). The cocaine I took hours earlier was still going strong since it was only 8:22am. I passed out and heard we won when I woke up about 25 minutes ago. You're welcome 🙂

[LeGOATski]

I watched it live. I missed the Miami game last week and they lost because of it.