BullBuchanan Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I bought eggs for breakfast from the gas station at $6 a dozen instead of the grocery store so I could make it home in time for kickoff. Sorry guys. 🥺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I didn't drink during the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I wore newly purchased Bills attire. There must be a way to christen new attire to appease the Gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Just Jack said: That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? Because we all know it was you! That's all fine and dandy, but what did YOU do that affected the outcome of the game? Because we all know it was you! ***raspberries*** MOI? culpa mia? noooope!!! 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 23 minutes ago, Draconator said: I didn't drink during the game Is everything okay? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 40 minutes ago, Draconator said: I didn't drink during the game So your lack of hydration, caused the Bills to become dehydrated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 55 minutes ago, Metal Man said: Didn't watch the game at home so did not light the Josh Allen prayer candle 3 minutes before kick-off. ¡Bestia, bruta, idiota, sangano! 🤨 * 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakAttack Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 My 5-year-old son - who was born the same day we hired Sean Mcdermott (1/11/17) and the same year we ended the playoff drought - announced the Bills were going to lose in the 1st quarter, when they were up 7-0. He probably did this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 26, 2022 Author Share Posted September 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, BobBelcher said: My 5-year-old son - who was born the same day we hired Sean Mcdermott (1/11/17) and the same year we ended the playoff drought - announced the Bills were going to lose in the 1st quarter, when they were up 7-0. He probably did this. Sounds like your son and @Johnnycage46's son will both be living on the streets soon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 3 hours ago, Johnnycage46 said: That was me with my 3 year old (my wife hates football...or rather hates what it does to me lol). He at one point said "daddy I don't like your team...change the channel". So I guess he is a huge reason we lost as well! I hope you saved the receipt, it sounds like you might have gotten a lemon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franco_92 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 My girlfriend bought me three small bills footballs, red white and blue, in August of 2017. I have sat with them for every single game since, except the couple of games I've attended. I watched the game at her (now my fiancée, in 5 days my wife) house yesterday, forgot the footballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realist Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Well, along with not wearing my Zubaz, took a tv outside to watch the game instead of watching in the bonus room on the large screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I watched the field goal attempt. Got complacent. Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 They lost because I watched it. I have found that the Bills seem to win games like this if I "partially" watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 497 yard 31 first downs 212 yards 15 first downs all this talk about how great the Miami D was——-the d that gave up 497 and 31 first downs. The Miami d had a couple nice stops. I give them credit for those. The Miami defenders played the ball very well when it arrived in the receivers hands. They knocked several important passes out of their hands. Lots of things contributed to the loss. We had limited personnel which led to our players running out of gas due to the heat. Bass missed a FG. Dorsey decided it was a good idea to run Zack Moss back to back times which led to a sack fumble. Josh missed an open Mckenzie (due to exhaustion imo). Miami played a very physical game and got away with everything. Good for them. I like the attitude they played with….but the refs let them do w/e they wanted out there, while penalizing is for some nonsense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, NewEra said: 497 yard 31 first downs 212 yards 15 first downs all this talk about how great the Miami D was——-the d that gave up 497 and 31 first downs. The Miami d had a couple nice stops. I give them credit for those. The Miami defenders played the ball very well when it arrived in the receivers hands. They knocked several important passes out of their hands. Lots of things contributed to the loss. We had limited personnel which led to our players running out of gas due to the heat. Bass missed a FG. Dorsey decided it was a good idea to run Zack Moss back to back times which led to a sack fumble. Josh missed an open Mckenzie (due to exhaustion imo). Miami played a very physical game and got away with everything. Good for them. I like the attitude they played with….but the refs let them do w/e they wanted out there, while penalizing is for some nonsense. Despite all of the nonsense, the Bills could have won. This was no blowout on the Dolphins part. We will meet again. We'll see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rocket94 said: Despite all of the nonsense, the Bills could have won. This was no blowout on the Dolphins part. We will meet again. We'll see. We were the better team the entire game. Football happened and we somehow lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket94 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Just now, NewEra said: We were the better team the entire game. Football happened and we somehow lost. Absolutely! I am not going to worry about it. We will get their a.... when they come north! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 (edited) 18 minutes ago, NewEra said: 497 yard 31 first downs 212 yards 15 first downs all this talk about how great the Miami D was——-the d that gave up 497 and 31 first downs. The Miami d had a couple nice stops. I give them credit for those. The Miami defenders played the ball very well when it arrived in the receivers hands. They knocked several important passes out of their hands. Lots of things contributed to the loss. We had limited personnel which led to our players running out of gas due to the heat. Bass missed a FG. Dorsey decided it was a good idea to run Zack Moss back to back times which led to a sack fumble. Josh missed an open Mckenzie (due to exhaustion imo). Miami played a very physical game and got away with everything. Good for them. I like the attitude they played with….but the refs let them do w/e they wanted out there, while penalizing is for some nonsense. Did you not read the thread title? This is a thread for superstition and nonsense excuses only. This is not the place for logic, reason or rational football discussion, this is the place to blame your children and/or your spouse so that you can justify to them watching in their absence for the rest of the season. Edited September 26, 2022 by transient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Just now, transient said: Didn't you not read the thread title? This is a thread for superstition and nonsense excuses only. This is not the place for logic, reason or rational football discussion, this is the place to blame your children and/or your spouse so that you can justify to them watching in their absence for the rest of the season. Gotcha, my bad. I didn’t fully read the title. i wore my brand Nike waffles https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/nike-mens-waffle-debut-swoosh-shoes-22nikmnkwffldbtfbmns/22nikmnkwffldbtfbmns?sku=23010407 instead of the New Balance model I’ve been wearing since 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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