Joshua Allen Sexually Assaulted by Dolphin

[ArtVandalay]

Our big strapping QB, Joshua Allen,  was sexually assaulted during the game by Christian Wilkins who has a history of fondeling other men on the field. (See the incident at Clemson below)

 

 

 

 

Some may blame Allen because he has the "Choose Love" message on the back of his helmet,  sure Wilkins may have seen that and saw it as an invitation, but it is still unacceptable. Still needs Allen's consent before he checks his oil. Can't just go around pulling everyone's dip stick because they look good in spandex. 

 

With the NFL on the heels of the DeShaun Watson saga, the league needs to show that men and women have equal rights when it comes to sexual assault.

 

Wilkins needs to be suspended a minimum of 69 games.

 

 

[Starr Almighty]

Frank and beans

[ToGoGo]

2 minutes ago, ArtVandalay said:

Our big strapping QB, Joshua Allen,  was sexually assaulted during the game by Christian Wilkins who has a history of fondeling other men on the field. (See the incident at Clemson below)

 

 

 

 

Some may blame Allen because he has the "Choose Love" message on the back of his helmet,  sure Wilkins may have seen that and saw it as an invitation, but it is still unacceptable. Still needs Allen's consent before he checks his oil. Can't just go around pulling everyone's dip stick because they look good in spandex. 

 

With the NFL on the heels of the DeShaun Watson saga, the league needs to show that men and women have equal rights when it comes to sexual assault.

 

Wilkins needs to be suspended a minimum of 69 games.

 

 

 

Dolphins fans on their board are impressed with Allen b*tch-slapping Wilkins helmet off. Not many QBs can get away with that. 

[Simon]

No surprise.

Bottlenose dolphins are actually notorious rapists.

[Sammy Watkins' Rib]

This is exactly the kind of thread we need after a game like today. Thank you OP!

[Rc2catch]

Yeah I don’t always agree with some of the posts but well done. I got a good chuckle reading it. 

[Herc11]

QB's #metoo

[JerseyBills]

Cant wait til they come to Orchard Park.

I might have to spend alot but I need to be there for the beatdown 

It's going to be ugly for the Fish

Edited September 26, 2022 by JerseyBills

[John from Riverside]

I was wondering what happened on that play something about Josh getting grabbed by the nuts seemed realistic to me

[Pete]

Josh ripped off that POS DL facemask lightning fast! 

2 minutes ago, John from Riverside said:

I was wondering what happened on that play something about Josh getting grabbed by the nuts seemed realistic to me

I think everyone from Katmandu to Mali to Laos understood when Josh was gesturing towards his groin

[YoloinOhio]

Wilkins has been waiting to do something … bit of a history between them. From the 1st matchup last year:

 

 

Edited September 26, 2022 by YoloinOhio

[benderbender]

I'm not a blame the refs guy, but this game was really egregious. The home cookin was in force. 

 

[78thealltimegreat]

Props man we all needed a good laugh after a game like today 

[Nextmanup]

In a post-game interview, Wilkins said: "Josh is a competitor.  I'm a competitor.  We're going back and forth.  That's how it is with division rivals. With alpha males, that's how it goes."  

 

Hey fat-ass, you're not an alpha male; you're a closeted homosexual.  Come to grips with it (sorry, had to do it) and be at peace with yourself.

 

 

 

 

[Buffalo Junction]

6 minutes ago, Nextmanup said:

In a post-game interview, Wilkins said: "Josh is a competitor.  I'm a competitor.  We're going back and forth.  That's how it is with division rivals. With alpha males, that's how it goes."  

 

Hey fat-ass, you're not an alpha male; you're a closeted homosexual.  Come to grips with it (sorry, had to do it) and be at peace with yourself.

 

 

 

 

Dudes been a dirty player and cheap shot artist since college. Definitely deserves a high/low shot or public callout on his usage of football games to violate various (sexual?) assault statutes. 

Edited September 26, 2022 by Buffalo Junction

[BGORDO]

Wyoming, Brokeback Mountain. Wilkins might have been confused. Time and place. 

[ghostwriter]

Should be charged.

[Aussie Joe]

Is sexual assault a crime in Florida?

[alanvh2o]

I thought I saw JA face mask being pulled by a bill at the beginning of the pile up and JA reacted to that. 

 

 

[MarlinTheMagician]

Agree with the poster above.  Good thread, a little levity, after a tough game like that!