Irv Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) Once Upon A Time In A Land Far Far Away Clothesline Waddle's Neck Edited September 21, 2022 by Irv 1 1 Quote
poo Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 McDerm' v mcdan' two Irish guys duke it out bite his eyebrows off 1 1 Quote
Irv Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) Rock-a-Bye Baby Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Chop Block Howard's Knee Edited September 21, 2022 by Irv 1 Quote
Long Suffering Fan Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Miami Mammals Murdered Mercilessly Making Many Merry To help Tua Dolphins traded for Tyreek Their Hill to die on 1 Quote
Freddie's Dead Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Guys, Haiku, let's go Bills will squish Miami Fish Beat him Tua pulp 1 Quote
Irv Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Where Is My Helmet? That's Water Under the Dam Spear Gesicki's Spine 1 Quote
Dan Darragh Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 On 9/20/2022 at 6:58 PM, Dan Darragh said: I think this has been said before I was wrong, it was Mel Kiper 1 Quote
Fleezoid Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) Fish heads fishy heads Roly Poly fishy heads Josh eats them up, yum Edited September 21, 2022 by Fleezoid 1 Quote
ComradeKayAdams Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Irv said: Rock-a-Bye Baby Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Chop Block Howard's Knee Nursery rhyme gore. Readers’ jaws drop to the floor. “Carnage they adore?!” Irv gets Buffalo. The urban decay, the snow… Fuels all we know: Murderous delight. We CRAVE a good football fight. A show of our might. Pro football we love. More fitting than O.J.’s glove. We’re all hawk. No dove. Fly south to the sea. The heat, the humidity. Sunday killing spree. Fate, grant us one wish: Whether mammals, whether fish, Their corpses go “SQUISH.” A seventh haiku?! Irv, it’s what I give to you: A poetry slew. Haiku number eight?! Buckle under my word weight. The Dolphins I hate. “Haiku number nine?!” Oh Irv…more cheese with your whine? I see no “STOP” sign. On to number ten?! Poetry violence zen. Quit now? Just say when. Head to eleven?? I’m up in haiku heaven! EL FIN…eleven. Quote
buffaloboyinATL Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Haikus are awesome but they can be weird sometimes refrigerator I love haiku week just to say the Dolphins suck now I feel better Tua good so far will be running for his life seven sacks at least 1 1 Quote
SF Bills Fan Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 I am so hungry what could fill up my belly dolphin Bar-B-Q 1 Quote
Behindenemylines Posted September 22, 2022 Posted September 22, 2022 Miami is chum Bills dominate yet again Hill weeps for K C 1 Quote
Big Turk Posted September 22, 2022 Posted September 22, 2022 Fin fans talking tough Daddy Allen puts them in their place Fin fans cry some more Tua thinks he is good Bills slap the grits out his mouth Tua becomes very sad 1 Quote
Big Turk Posted September 22, 2022 Posted September 22, 2022 Fins flexing muscles Bills bodyslam them hard on grass Fins slowly limp home 1 Quote
cgang Posted September 22, 2022 Posted September 22, 2022 F u miami. Tua is a pretender F u miami. 3 Quote
Jauronimo Posted September 22, 2022 Posted September 22, 2022 (edited) No women at sea Into the blow hole it goes AEEH AEE EH HEH! Alternate endings: Troy McClure approves Any port in storm Edited September 22, 2022 by Jauronimo 1 1 Quote
Gunvald's Husse Posted September 22, 2022 Posted September 22, 2022 A game at one? Yes! No more middle of the night Squish the fish then bed 1 Quote
Dukestreetking Posted September 22, 2022 Posted September 22, 2022 Wan skewered fish, small Waddles violent death throes Tagovailoa Quote
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