Jauronimo Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Mammals so they say The difference matters not We must squish the fish 1 Quote
Turf Toejam 34 Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Oh, see that Waddle! Tua can't while on his back. Forty burger win. Quote
poo Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) josh Uber alles lit'rally, he jumps their team good times never end hot, humid Sunday a dolphins tears are sweetest drowned in sorrow Edited September 21, 2022 by poo Quote
Airseven Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Hot and humid fray On horizon, herd and cliff Hype train runs empty Quote
poo Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) still air and steeled eye Poyer and Hyde await you Tua can't throw deep we are all coming snow falls in the sun lit yard 'phins drown in blue sea Edited September 21, 2022 by poo Quote
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Dolphin fans are dumb They think Tua doesn’t suck Bills will crush tiny Tua Quote
WickedGame Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 We’re both 2 ‘n’ 0. You have faith in Tua? No. See what I did there? Quote
Solomon Grundy Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Who's your daddy? Quote Aaron Rodgers I still own you Quote
Nelius Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Tua noodle arm Watch and learn from your master Josh will eat your face 1 Quote
WickedGame Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Take heart, Dolphins fans: Your lives could always be worse. You could be Browns fans. 1 Quote
WickedGame Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Okay, last one…I promise: Allen throws stiff arms. Tua is still learning how to throw a football. Quote
US Egg Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Shula, now Tua Do Dolphins like to hula Who cares, Bills beat Fish. Quote
aceman_16 Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) Haikus confuse me Too often they make no sense Hand me the pliers Edited September 21, 2022 by aceman_16 1 Quote
Dan Darragh Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 12 hours ago, ComradeKayAdams said: Way to go, Dan D! A poor AFL QB… But a star poet! 1968 Was not a good year for you. Just being honest. But a new life now! Redemption through poetry On “Squish the Fish” week. Duly noted, Dan. But where’s your own haiku form? Above the law now?? Respect poetry. Syllable integrity. Exactly three lines. Step up your game, please. Less downloading porn at work. More online haikus. Filing a report… No creativity there. What the f*ck was that?! He made some good points. Though a bit too long-winded. Plus, his grammar sucks. Poetry and laws. Hand in hand the two must go. SUSPEND HIS ACCOUNT. I hate Tua T! Not just because of his team. It is his surname. Too many letters. Ugh. The pronunciation… Also the spelling… And throws worse than me! And not as cute as our Josh! Crappy and ugly… "Tungavailoa" say the TV talking heads Qatar is "Cutter"? 1 Quote
Dan Darragh Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 There once was a man from Miami (formerly from Alabammy) He though he was hot Von Miller thought "not" And now he is grabbing his hammy 2 Quote
Irv Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 I Speak For The Trees I Don’t Like Green Eggs And Ham Break Tua’s Left Leg 1 Quote
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 They won 20 times Before we finally won We need 13 more 1 1 Quote
ComradeKayAdams Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Dan Darragh said: "Tungavailoa" say the TV talking heads Qatar is "Cutter"? You say toe-MAY-toe. And I might say toe-MAH-toe. Produce, just the same. Why don’t they say “TAG” When they begin with his name?? I don’t get the “TUNG.” Well…sometimes I do… But if it wasn’t wanted, A kick to the balls! 3 hours ago, Dan Darragh said: There once was a man from Miami (formerly from Alabammy) He though he was hot Von Miller thought "not" And now he is grabbing his hammy NOT a haiku, Dan. Off the reservation now?? Stay within the lines! Wait…why so rigid? Variety is life’s spice! So indulge I will: There once was a quarterback named Ed. A Polish prince who wore royal blue with red. A roster Swiss Army knife You’ll recall from your early life On that ’68 Bills team filled with dread. It began in preseason when Jack went down, Raising fear in our beloved Lake Erie town. They called on you to save the day, Plus Tom, plus a guy who was named “Kay?!”, And ultimately Ed to win the AFL crown. You know how this limerick is going to end: To the eastern division basement we did descend. With Ed we posed no threats, Though at least we beat the Jets! If only Ralph had been more willing to spend… 1 Quote
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 21, 2022 Author Posted September 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, RJ (not THAT RJ) said: They won 20 times Before we finally won We need 13 more This haiku right here is how this should all be done well done my Bills brother 1 Quote
Rigotz Posted September 21, 2022 Posted September 21, 2022 Dolphins winning games! Tua is actually good! Uh oh, daddy’s home. Quote
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