Miami week, haiku or else

[SoMAn]

16 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

Last year's champs: handled.

AFC top seed: ditto.

Stampede continues.

 

 

Teachers always say,

"Someday you'll need to know this."

Today is that day.

 

 

 

FWIW - there was an awful lot of stuff that the bored of education came up with to waste 12 years of public school.  Most of the important things were covered the first years.  After that, 75% minutia.  College was closer to 90% minutia.

 

This about sums it up:

 

[buffaloboyinATL]

Tua looked good once

Josh Allen is just diff-rent

Time to squish the fish

 

Tyrek Hill is fast

Tua won't have time to throw

Sushi on Sunday

 

 

Edited September 20, 2022 by buffaloboyinATL

[dollars 2 donuts]

 

Miami Haiku's

 

I love this week very much

 

Let's go Buffalo

 

 

[jimmy10]

Weren’t they trying

To acquire Tom Brady 

Like a month ago?

 

[skibum]

Hill, Waddle go deep..

Tua can't get them the ball...

Running for his life.

Edited September 20, 2022 by skibum

[RevWarRifleman]

6 hours ago, delirious said:

Cold and ominous,

Snowfall and darkness descends,

Bills by a hundred

 

 

I can just hear the great John Fazenza saying those words.  That was the first thing that came to mind when I read this.

[Son of a K-Gun]

Stephen Ross tampers

With that QB from Tampa

Tua will scamper

 

[Beck Water]

4 hours ago, Hellcamino said:

Dolphins are mammals.

We know this to be the truth.

Don't care, Squish the fish.

 

Winner so far

 

Fish are Flying High

Bison Stampede through Miami

Squish those Flyin' Fish

[MJS]

Buffalo kicks butt

Tua cries himself to sleep

On to the Ravens

[The Firebaugh Kid]

Allen owns the fish

If Charles Clay had caught it

He'd be 8 and 0

[Jumpsuit Jim]

Something amazing

Is happening with The Bills

As Von said: Don’t Blink

[Dan Darragh]

4 hours ago, stevewin said:

Josh Allen Josh Josh

Josh Allen Josh Allen Josh

Josh Josh Josh Josh Josh

I think this has been said before

[Dan Darragh]

2 hours ago, T master said:

Miami is played good up to this point but i'm not real sure how good the defenses have been that he has went up against & all though they should be confident i think some could be a false sense of confidence .

 

We all know how good Hill is & the Bills will need to have a really good plan for him they need not let him run free & Jam him every chance they get because if they don't he could hurt us as he did in KC but i hope with the new talent & Frazier's years of experience & recent burns that are still healing because of their guy he will come up with a really good plan to neutralize him !! 

 

SQUISH THE FISH THE EAST IS THE BILLS DOMAIN TO RULE  !! 

Haiku has its rules

5-7-5 is the way

Report this poster!

[delirious]

5 hours ago, ExWNYer said:

 

Say what? (2 syllables)

 

 

 

Excuse me, I'm still hungover from yesterday's win (I didn't drink) 😂😂😂

[BRH]

I am told the Fins

Have closed the gap in the East

Every single year.

 

Then Josh goes down there

And makes them all look stupid

He's dropping fifty.

 

Tagovailoa

Blind squirrel finds an acorn

Back to the real world

 

This is the best week

Haikus and dolphin hunting

Squish the effing fish

[HOUSE]

I couldn't think

Of anything

So I choked

[Draconator]

4 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

I couldn't think

Of anything

So I choked

House, question for you

Did you forget your wallet?

Go-Fund-Me to help

[Dan Darragh]

Tagovailoa

I don't see any N, but

lots of syllables

 

 

[transient]

Dolphins fans can mourn

Snowflake's stampeded carcass

All Tua of them

[K-9]

Say no to haiku 

And let limericks shine thru

Poetic freedom

 

Phin fans in Florida keep boasting 

About buffalo meat they’ll be roasting

But the quarterback named Tua

Will again look like dog doo-a

As Allen and company will keep coasting