Josh Allen vs Chuck Norris

[wppete]

[teef]

1 hour ago, Captain_Quint said:

Depends on if they are both wearing these pants or not!

can you imagine having that kind of flexibility in jeans?!?!

[JoeF]

Josh Allen makes onions cry 

Chuck Norris wears a Josh Allen jersey

[BIGFOOTspaceman]

A fight between Josh Allen and Chuck Norris would cause the fundamental break down of the laws of physics.  All of space, time and reality would crumble into a singularity of infinite madness resulting in Tom Brady de-aging 25 years and restarting his career with all his knowledge and skills remaining intact.

 

For this reason, Chuck Norris is currently being held at a remote cryo prison on the moon.

[LabattBlue]

13 minutes ago, teef said:

can you imagine having that kind of flexibility?!?!

I fixed your post. 

[Draconator]

[John from Riverside]

OK now you’re making me choose between my two heroes it’s not fair

[SF Bills Fan]

Chuck in his prime would beat most people including every NFL player except maybe the ones that are black belts in some martial art. I am sure there are some. 

[Buffalo Boy]

51 minutes ago, teef said:

can you imagine having that kind of flexibility in jeans?!?!

Not with out singing a High soprano😵

[Irv]

2 hours ago, LabattBlue said:

I was just going to start this same thread!  Nice job Irv, as there is really nothing else to discuss in season. 

 

Great minds think alike.  

[Sammy Watkins' Rib]

Good to see at @Virgil’s Dad back posting and asking the questions we all want answers to.

[Captain_Quint]

3 hours ago, teef said:

can you imagine having that kind of flexibility in jeans?!?!

My biggest fear is doing a roundhouse kick and splitting my pants. This solves it all for me. 

[without a drought]

Chuck Norris is Josh's doordash driver.

 

And after he delivers the food he tips Josh.

[Wyobills89]

If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win, forever. Chuck Norris spells Josh Allen.

 

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

Josh Allen once stiff armed a man's soul from the football field.

 

 

 

 

[Kwai San]

6 hours ago, Son of a K-Gun said:

11 days between games is a really long time...

 

Ain't it tho!!!  Damn I knew this thread would be full of laughs BEFORE I clicked on it!!!

[HamSandwhich]

6 hours ago, Rico said:

No, but he could beat Seagal and Van Damme in a handicap match.

Have you seen Seagal these days? I could beat him up

[Dopey]

Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley would make a great tag team in WWE. Just saying. 
TOTAL GYM !!! For the grandpa/grandma in you. 

Edited September 15, 2022 by Dopey

[The Red King]

Josh Allen doesn't throw the ball.  He scares it into fleeing his hand at unreal speeds.

 

...ahm...

 

Sorry, I'm tired atm. XD

[PrimeTime101]

topic qualities are going downhill on these forums lately

[SDS]

4 minutes ago, PrimeTime101 said:

topic qualities are going downhill on these forums lately

you really need to lighten up.