Quinton Morris injured at practice

[ColoradoBills]

26 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said:

The gout—always sounds like such an upper crust mainly British sort of affliction—has he traveled overseas recently to huddle by a blazing London hearth with his loyal Labrador to foot as it pours buckets outside? 🧐

 

I suffered from the gout years ago.  Take meds to avoid it now.  It was some painful $#!).

[eball]

1 hour ago, ColoradoBills said:

 

I suffered from the gout years ago.  Take meds to avoid it now.  It was some painful $#!).

 

Is it officially "the gout" the same way WNYers say "the 33" and "the 190?"

[Beck Water]

2 hours ago, wjag said:

Is practice over?  I thought the rules of engagement for the press is no reporting while practice is going on...

 

One of them tweeted that they've now moved into the regular season rules where the press is only allowed at stretching/position drills and then in the locker room.

 

[Perk71]

Valley fever 🤒🥵 maybe?

[Chandler#81]

On behalf of the AMA, I would like to thank all the doctors who’ve offered their professional assessment to provide us the quality medical information necessary to proceed.

God speed.

[Simon Says]

Well....possible candidate to be put on 53 then moved to IR? That would ease the TE crunch (assuming they don't trade Howard).

[BillsfaninSB]

Pink eye.  I’m sure of it. 

[Comebackkid]

Obviously he pulled his upper inner gluetamas maximas buttamas.    Sometime a swift kick will straighten that right out.  

[Warcodered]

Rickets.

[Airseven]

Looks like a hamstring pinch. That's usually a good 3 weeks to prevent further tearing.

[JoeF]

A rare form rosteritis version 53 possibly with a stash infection

[Irv]

Classic case of a calcium deposit on his Medulla Oblongata

 

 

Edited August 29, 2022 by Irv

[Royale with Cheese]

1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said:

On behalf of the AMA, I would like to thank all the doctors who’ve offered their professional assessment to provide us the quality medical information necessary to proceed.

God speed.

 

I don't understand why people go to medical school when you have google.

[wppete]

58 minutes ago, Irv said:

Classic case of a calcium deposit on his Medulla Oblongata

 

 

Very creative 

[Miyagi-Do Karate]

3 hours ago, Don Otreply said:

Actually it’s his spleen…, 

i am not a doctor, but I agree. Very obvious spleen. I would suggest Dr. Andrews do an immediate removal. It may also make sense to remove the gallbladder and one kidney, as well. 

[billsbackto81]

4 hours ago, 1ManRaid said:

 

***** HOUSE TELL THIS GUY IT'S NOT LUPUS IT'S NEVER LUPUS

Whatever it is make sure you treat it with interferon. 

 

Just like everything else on that freaking awesome show!

Edited August 29, 2022 by billsbackto81

[JDubya76]

Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection. The nanorobots tend to collect in the groin and hamstring area

[todd]

Kidney stone.

[MAJBobby]

6 hours ago, Rubes said:

 

Looks like a hammy to me. Possible he could be out for a couple of weeks, we'll see.

 

Sad for him. I had him as TE2 going into season. Outplayed both Howard and Sweeney. So now one of the two likely get a roster reprieve 

[frostbitmic]

Why hasn't he been placed in concussion protocol yet ?