My baby cat escaped the house overnight and is missing: UPDATE: She walked in after a week AWOL like nothing happened.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

30 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Because the "Christmas" gift is twofold: Not only does Chloe the baby cat return, but Draconator (a widowed mechanic who works at Midas Muffler) finds love on Christmas Eve when he fixes the front struts on the Subaru of a VT poet who is visiting Cheektowaga for a book signing at the Galleria Mall.

FFS, mechanic at Midas who also sells real estate and plays in a band.  What is this, 'The Monkees'?

[Gugny]

36 minutes ago, Draconator said:

I can watch

 

Cuckonator

 

[The Jokeman]

Step daughters and lesbians? Are we sure this isn't the penthouse forum?

[Just Jack]

39 minutes ago, The Jokeman said:

Step daughters and lesbians? Are we sure this isn't the penthouse forum?

 

Dear Penthouse Forum,

 

I never thought I'd have an experience worthy of writing in, but one day my cat went missing...

[Your Brown Eye]

congrats on the return!! 

[TheCockSportif]

This thread is what the internet is all about!  Missing cat!  Self found cat!  Non sequiturs!  Brightened my day.  Thank you.

[muppy]

 Chloe u little shyte **wags finger in her face*** u and me are gonna talk...... GF now that That is out of your system  u best behave yerself and no more sneakin' around u dont want me up in your business. I dont like this furry family member going missing stuff Noooope

 

*Pinky swears across the miles*     "I wont do it again muppy I Promise."

 

GOOD. Now that that's over....YAY!!~!~!~!!!!!!

 

🙂

 

 

[muppy]

1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

 

Dear Penthouse Forum,

 

I never thought I'd have an experience worthy of writing in, but one day my cat went missing...

lmao

 

**here kitty kitty kitty** 😛

Edited August 31, 2022 by muppy

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

5 hours ago, muppy said:

shyte

Is that a Canadian spelling?

 

cuz the Brits spell it shite 

😝 

[RaoulDuke79]

Great news 👍.

[Draconator]

12 hours ago, The Jokeman said:

Step daughters and lesbians? Are we sure this isn't the penthouse forum?

I was hesitant to say this at first, but I really do have a stepdaughter who is a proud lesbian. She's married to a fantastic woman, and the two of them, my wife and I have gone shopping at an Adam and Eve store before. 

[Success]

So cool - I was hoping.  That is really great news....

 

[ExiledInIllinois]

6 minutes ago, Success said:

So cool - I was hoping.  That is really great news....

 

[I SOOOO desperately want to be a wise-ass here, but I will bite my tongue 😜😉]

[Draconator]

8 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

[I SOOOO desperately want to be a wise-ass here, but I will bite my tongue 😜😉]

What's stopping you now?

[ExiledInIllinois]

14 minutes ago, Draconator said:

What's stopping you now?

Decorum! 😉 

[BringBackFlutie]

But they're called kittens...

[The Jokeman]

8 hours ago, Draconator said:

I was hesitant to say this at first, but I really do have a stepdaughter who is a proud lesbian. She's married to a fantastic woman, and the two of them, my wife and I have gone shopping at an Adam and Eve store before. 

I was just having some fun. It's awesome you have a proud lesbian step daughter. Nobody should feel be shamed for their sexuality.

[Draconator]

13 minutes ago, The Jokeman said:

I was just having some fun. It's awesome you have a proud lesbian step daughter. Nobody should feel be shamed for their sexuality.

Oh, I'm not ashamed, and neither is anyone else. And what you said is all good. No worries at all. 

[Beast]

Glad she came back!!!

[Draconator]

2 minutes ago, Beast said:

Glad she came back!!!

We are too! Trust me!