muppy Posted August 29, 2022 Posted August 29, 2022 (edited) WHOA!~! I saw the thread bumped this cat is coming HOME everybody! Its gonna happen. and once she does she gets a gentle spanking on the butt for making we all fret over her AND for sneaking out in the first place. Chloe you are soooo grounded. No more escaping the house for you Missy!!!...... 🙂 Chloe you were a naughty kitty. We will all be so relieved once you are back home. I bet youve had quite an adventure AND BEING OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE IS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! m Edited August 29, 2022 by muppy 1 1 Quote
Draconator Posted August 30, 2022 Author Posted August 30, 2022 14 hours ago, muppy said: WHOA!~! I saw the thread bumped this cat is coming HOME everybody! Its gonna happen. and once she does she gets a gentle spanking on the butt for making we all fret over her AND for sneaking out in the first place. Chloe you are soooo grounded. No more escaping the house for you Missy!!!...... 🙂 Chloe you were a naughty kitty. We will all be so relieved once you are back home. I bet youve had quite an adventure AND BEING OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE IS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! m I told my broker that we saw her and she said, "That little *****!" 1 Quote
Buffalo716 Posted August 30, 2022 Posted August 30, 2022 14 hours ago, muppy said: WHOA!~! I saw the thread bumped this cat is coming HOME everybody! Its gonna happen. and once she does she gets a gentle spanking on the butt for making we all fret over her AND for sneaking out in the first place. Chloe you are soooo grounded. No more escaping the house for you Missy!!!...... 🙂 Chloe you were a naughty kitty. We will all be so relieved once you are back home. I bet youve had quite an adventure AND BEING OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE IS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! m So grounded 1 1 Quote
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 30, 2022 Posted August 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Draconator said: I told my broker that we saw her and she said, "That little *****!" Well, is the little B**ch home yet? Hopefully that's a yes? 1 Quote
Draconator Posted August 30, 2022 Author Posted August 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Well, is the little B**ch home yet? Hopefully that's a yes? Nah. She's still galivanting about. My stepson is blaming my dog. Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 30, 2022 Posted August 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Draconator said: Nah. She's still galivanting about. My stepson is blaming my dog. I kinda blamed your dog too. 😉 You said dog chased it. You said it's fine in house, but you're not Chloe! 😁😉 Oh... Is Chloe spayed? Quote
Draconator Posted August 30, 2022 Author Posted August 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I kinda blamed your dog too. 😉 You said dog chased it. You said it's fine in house, but you're not Chloe! 😁😉 Oh... Is Chloe spayed? Yes. Chloe is spayed. Chloe sometimes chases Riley around the island. Riley sometimes chases Chloe. Then they can be sleeping on the same bed just inches from each other. 1 Quote
Draconator Posted August 31, 2022 Author Posted August 31, 2022 So about 3:30 am, Miss Chloe just shows up on our back patio. My stepdaughter opens the door, and Chloe gives my stepdaughter a "sup", and walks right in like nothing happened! Little stinker!!! She ate a ton and is now hard asleep. 18 1 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted August 31, 2022 Posted August 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Draconator said: So about 3:30 am, Miss Chloe just shows up on our back patio. My stepdaughter opens the door, and Chloe gives my stepdaughter a "sup", and walks right in like nothing happened! Little stinker!!! She ate a ton and is now hard asleep. Great news!! This has Disney movie written all over it. Or Hallmark Channel. Something like “Christmas Returns to Our House” 1 Quote
Tenhigh Posted August 31, 2022 Posted August 31, 2022 On 8/28/2022 at 9:53 PM, Augie said: My son and wife have a labradoodle they got together. She had a cat when they met. The dog abuses the cat that I’ve seen only 2-3 times since they got the dog 4 years ago. The cat is now peeing all over their new furniture and bed, and they are expecting their first child in October. I know where a cat is available!!! (Dog guy here, I admit.) EDIT: New home for the cat is in the works. . Without adding that it's your son's wife, this is a very different read lol. 1 Quote
The Dean Posted August 31, 2022 Posted August 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Draconator said: So about 3:30 am, Miss Chloe just shows up on our back patio. My stepdaughter opens the door, and Chloe gives my stepdaughter a "sup", and walks right in like nothing happened! Little stinker!!! She ate a ton and is now hard asleep. Outstanding! Very glad to hear that. 1 1 Quote
Gugny Posted August 31, 2022 Posted August 31, 2022 23 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Great news!! This has Disney movie written all over it. Or Hallmark Channel. Something like “Christmas Returns to Our House” Why wouldn’t it be “Chloe Returns to Our House?” Quote
Draconator Posted August 31, 2022 Author Posted August 31, 2022 Just now, Gugny said: Why wouldn’t it be “Chloe Returns to Our House?” My wife and I came up with a new TV series out of this whole thing. "Real Cat Trappers of South Cheektowaga". (We did trap another cat. Luckily we found her owner and they are reunited.) 1 1 Quote
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 31, 2022 Posted August 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Draconator said: about 3:30 am, Miss Chloe just shows up on our back patio. WTF is someone up at 3:30 AM?? Did the cat ring the bell 🛎? 11 minutes ago, Gugny said: Why wouldn’t it be “Chloe Returns to Our House?” The B-word is back Quote
Draconator Posted August 31, 2022 Author Posted August 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: WTF is someone up at 3:30 AM?? Did the cat ring the bell 🛎? My stepdaughter who is a night owl volunteered to take the night shift, and go out and check the traps before her bed time (3:30 - 4 am). When she was getting ready to go out to check, there was Chloe sitting right by the door. 3 1 Quote
BringBackFergy Posted August 31, 2022 Posted August 31, 2022 18 minutes ago, Gugny said: Why wouldn’t it be “Chloe Returns to Our House?” Because the "Christmas" gift is twofold: Not only does Chloe the baby cat return, but Draconator (a widowed mechanic who works at Midas Muffler) finds love on Christmas Eve when he fixes the front struts on the Subaru of a VT poet who is visiting Cheektowaga for a book signing at the Galleria Mall. 2 1 Quote
Just Jack Posted August 31, 2022 Posted August 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Because the "Christmas" gift is twofold: Not only does Chloe the baby cat return, but Draconator (a widowed mechanic who works at Midas Muffler) finds love on Christmas Eve when he fixes the front struts on the Subaru of a VT poet who is visiting Cheektowaga for a book signing at the Galleria Mall. One problem there, it's owned by a lesbian. 1 Quote
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 31, 2022 Posted August 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, Just Jack said: One problem there, it's owned by a lesbian. 1 2 Quote
Draconator Posted August 31, 2022 Author Posted August 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, Just Jack said: One problem there, it's owned by a lesbian. I can watch 1 1 Quote
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