Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 would you date a woman who you know could kick your ass? and no, she's not a hulk of a woman. she's a very sweet and petite young lady who happens to carry a gun and handcuffs 335069[/snapback] Yep. That way if any fightin' has to be done, I ain't gotta be the one doing it. Plus, thanks to the Wicked Witch of Colorado, Pat Schroeder, if you marry her you can get half her pension.
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 Right now I am disguised as a 50ish white haired male living in Western New York holding down a fairly high profile job. In the past I have been the NBA's leading rebounder; a pro football running back; a pop singer; and a California cult leader. What charachter should I take on next? Signed.. Louis Cipher 335074[/snapback] I've heard France misses you most. Start there.
JoeF Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 I've heard France misses you most. Start there. 335079[/snapback] Good one...Jerry Lewis...yeah that's the ticket...
/dev/null Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Right now I am disguised as a 50ish white haired male living in Western New York holding down a fairly high profile job. In the past I have been the NBA's leading rebounder; a pro football running back; a pop singer; and a California cult leader. What charachter should I take on next? Signed.. Louis Cipher 335074[/snapback] at your age (50ish) you really need to start thinking about planning for your retirement. i say run for congress and start collecting their pension. if you're really ambitious, perhaps you could run for senator from new york
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 at your age (50ish) you really need to start thinking about planning for your retirement. i say run for congress and start collecting their pension. if you're really ambitious, perhaps you could run for senator from new york 335081[/snapback] Oh, too late. Won that and turned the body over to a minion.
Ghost of BiB Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 I was the Pope for about a year...that worked pretty good... Until the unfortunate incident with Sister Mary-Elizabeth....
JoeF Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 at your age (50ish) you really need to start thinking about planning for your retirement. i say run for congress and start collecting their pension. if you're really ambitious, perhaps you could run for senator from new york 335081[/snapback] I already am a Senator from NY--- you forget that I am able to possess several forms at once--including beings with extremely large lower legs...
/dev/null Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 I am able to possess several forms at once--including beings with extremely large lower legs... 335088[/snapback] how about trying out as placekicker for the bills?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 You don't know what you are talking about. Define outperform. I am in the computer industry and feel that Macs are superior (and no I'm anything but a hippie) 335067[/snapback] I mean graphically, computationally, functionally outperform...especially when price-point is taken into consideration. I'm in the industry too, in a mixed Mac/PC environment.
aussiew Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Grandmother I'd Like to F... Kinda' like a few of the TSW hotties.
The Plastic Cup Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Yep. That way if any fightin' has to be done, I ain't gotta be the one doing it. Plus, thanks to the Wicked Witch of Colorado, Pat Schroeder, if you marry her you can get half her pension. 335077[/snapback] Run, Pat, Run! If it was up to you, where would Pat have run to in the mid 80s?
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 Why does T80 walk funny? 335184[/snapback] Corn cob fetish.
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 Run, Pat, Run! If it was up to you, where would Pat have run to in the mid 80s? 335190[/snapback] To the bottom of Challenger Deep, while wearing a 200 pound cement shoe on each foot.
buckeyemike Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Did you close at 6:05 Eastern Time today? No responses or questions for the last hour and 22 minutes. Mike
Thailog80 Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Corn cob fetish. 335198[/snapback] Bastards. Are you two love birds enjoying your 69 ?
erynthered Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 How does Beerball survive all those happy hours he goes to? Limo?
Nanker Posted May 13, 2005 Posted May 13, 2005 Have you ever heard a hormone? Why is Kobe not spelled Cob?
Alaska Darin Posted May 13, 2005 Author Posted May 13, 2005 Did you close at 6:05 Eastern Time today? No responses or questions for the last hour and 22 minutes. Mike 335228[/snapback] Sometimes work actually gets in the way of progress.
Alaska Darin Posted May 13, 2005 Author Posted May 13, 2005 Bastards. Are you two love birds enjoying your 69 ? 335233[/snapback] If I was purple you wouldn't take your nose out of my ass.
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