Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 Why would I want to work for a guy named 'Ol Whitey? Because it would be the unexpected. You know, kinda the opposite of stomping kittens for pleasure. How should I go about working on my honesty? It doesn't sound like I came off as sincere. 334984[/snapback] Take whatever your instict is and don't the contrary. For frame of reference, watch the Seinfeld episode titled "The Opposite." Can't fail.
Ghost of BiB Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Darin: Did he? Or was it the giraffe in the cowboy suit? It wasn't the mime, though. I already know that. And why not Friday instead of Tuesday?
The Plastic Cup Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 If the CHAMPION Pistons are in any danger of losing to the inferior Pacers, should I sacrifice myself by hurling towards the Pacer bench and thus forcing a 250 lb. pro athlete to 'defend himself' against a 2 oz. plastic cup and/or the nearest 150 lb. Waldo look-a-like?
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 Darin: Did he? Or was it the giraffe in the cowboy suit? It wasn't the mime, though. I already know that. I think he did - though I'm not as good a detective as I'd like to be. And why not Friday instead of Tuesday? 335010[/snapback] Because although it happens but once a year, Tuesday is FAT.
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 If the CHAMPION Pistons are in any danger of losing to the inferior Pacers, should I sacrifice myself by hurling towards the Pacer bench and thus forcing a 250 lb. pro athlete to 'defend himself' against a 2 oz. plastic cup and/or the nearest 150 lb. Waldo look-a-like? 335017[/snapback] Only if you consider yourself a true fan, my beverage holding friend.
buckeyemike Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Darin, Did we ever find out why Ed is such a horrible human being? Mike
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 Darin, Did we ever find out why Ed is such a horrible human being? Mike 335033[/snapback] Like it ain't obvious? FWIW, some of us already KNOW. It ain't all that.
The Poojer Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 what pray tell is tatooine cantina? My Question for the masses: Does anyone else hear the music from the Tatooine Cantina playing in the background when reading posts from certain people? Thanks in advance for your answers. 334844[/snapback]
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 what pray tell is tatooine cantina? 335041[/snapback] Watch friggin' Star Wars ever in your life?
The Poojer Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 probably not in thier entirety(sp)..never been my cup o' joe Watch friggin' Star Wars ever in your life? 335044[/snapback]
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 would you do pat benatar? 335055[/snapback] In 1985 - though I'd have preferred Sheena Easton. Now? Nope. Not into GILFs (yet).
The Poojer Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 allow me to answer that.....HELL YES!!!!!!!!!! would you do pat benatar? 335055[/snapback]
Corp000085 Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 In 1985 - though I'd have preferred Sheena Easton. Now? Nope. Not into GILFs (yet). 335062[/snapback] What about Great-GILFs?
Dawgg Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 You don't know what you are talking about. Define outperform. I am in the computer industry and feel that Macs are superior (and no I'm anything but a hippie) Darin: If you could build a PC for under $1000 that would outperform a Mac that costs TWICE as much, would you build the PC or buy the Mac? Sincerely, Mac-H8R in PA 334851[/snapback]
/dev/null Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 would you date a woman who you know could kick your ass? and no, she's not a hulk of a woman. she's a very sweet and petite young lady who happens to carry a gun and handcuffs
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 probably not in thier entirety(sp)..never been my cup o' joe 335054[/snapback] Sample Photo of the Band and Some Patrons Reggae Version of the Song
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Posted May 12, 2005 What's a GILF? 335068[/snapback] Grandmother I'd Like to F...
JoeF Posted May 12, 2005 Posted May 12, 2005 Right now I am disguised as a 50ish white haired male living in Western New York holding down a fairly high profile job. In the past I have been the NBA's leading rebounder; a pro football running back; a pop singer; and a California cult leader with an accomplice named Squeaky.... What charachter should I take on next? Signed.. Louis Cipher
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