Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 would you date a woman who you know could kick your ass? and no, she's not a hulk of a woman. she's a very sweet and petite young lady who happens to carry a gun and handcuffs 335069[/snapback] Yep. That way if any fightin' has to be done, I ain't gotta be the one doing it. Plus, thanks to the Wicked Witch of Colorado, Pat Schroeder, if you marry her you can get half her pension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 Right now I am disguised as a 50ish white haired male living in Western New York holding down a fairly high profile job. In the past I have been the NBA's leading rebounder; a pro football running back; a pop singer; and a California cult leader. What charachter should I take on next? Signed.. Louis Cipher 335074[/snapback] I've heard France misses you most. Start there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I've heard France misses you most. Start there. 335079[/snapback] Good one...Jerry Lewis...yeah that's the ticket... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Right now I am disguised as a 50ish white haired male living in Western New York holding down a fairly high profile job. In the past I have been the NBA's leading rebounder; a pro football running back; a pop singer; and a California cult leader. What charachter should I take on next? Signed.. Louis Cipher 335074[/snapback] at your age (50ish) you really need to start thinking about planning for your retirement. i say run for congress and start collecting their pension. if you're really ambitious, perhaps you could run for senator from new york Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 at your age (50ish) you really need to start thinking about planning for your retirement. i say run for congress and start collecting their pension. if you're really ambitious, perhaps you could run for senator from new york 335081[/snapback] Oh, too late. Won that and turned the body over to a minion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I was the Pope for about a year...that worked pretty good... Until the unfortunate incident with Sister Mary-Elizabeth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 at your age (50ish) you really need to start thinking about planning for your retirement. i say run for congress and start collecting their pension. if you're really ambitious, perhaps you could run for senator from new york 335081[/snapback] I already am a Senator from NY--- you forget that I am able to possess several forms at once--including beings with extremely large lower legs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I am able to possess several forms at once--including beings with extremely large lower legs... 335088[/snapback] how about trying out as placekicker for the bills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 You don't know what you are talking about. Define outperform. I am in the computer industry and feel that Macs are superior (and no I'm anything but a hippie) 335067[/snapback] I mean graphically, computationally, functionally outperform...especially when price-point is taken into consideration. I'm in the industry too, in a mixed Mac/PC environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Grandmother I'd Like to F... Kinda' like a few of the TSW hotties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Why does T80 walk funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Plastic Cup Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Yep. That way if any fightin' has to be done, I ain't gotta be the one doing it. Plus, thanks to the Wicked Witch of Colorado, Pat Schroeder, if you marry her you can get half her pension. 335077[/snapback] Run, Pat, Run! If it was up to you, where would Pat have run to in the mid 80s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 Why does T80 walk funny? 335184[/snapback] Corn cob fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 Run, Pat, Run! If it was up to you, where would Pat have run to in the mid 80s? 335190[/snapback] To the bottom of Challenger Deep, while wearing a 200 pound cement shoe on each foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Did you close at 6:05 Eastern Time today? No responses or questions for the last hour and 22 minutes. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Corn cob fetish. 335198[/snapback] Bastards. Are you two love birds enjoying your 69 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 How does Beerball survive all those happy hours he goes to? Limo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Have you ever heard a hormone? Why is Kobe not spelled Cob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 Did you close at 6:05 Eastern Time today? No responses or questions for the last hour and 22 minutes. Mike 335228[/snapback] Sometimes work actually gets in the way of progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 Bastards. Are you two love birds enjoying your 69 ? 335233[/snapback] If I was purple you wouldn't take your nose out of my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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