Jordan Poyer elbow injury

[Buffalo_Stampede]

2 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

Dog ***** doesn't fertilize your grass.  

Lol 😂. It’s not that deep.

[Royale with Cheese]

50 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

You ever hit your funny bone?

 

Have you ever heard of anyone say "it's not that funny" when they hit their funny bone?  I haven't and think I am the first.

1 minute ago, Buffalo_Stampede said:

Lol 😂. It’s not that deep.

 

Cow and horse ***** is deep.  Dogs don't defecate enough for it to be deep.

[BuffaninSarasota]

TBD medical director, complete with rampant speculation .....

 

 

[Gugny]

3 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

Have you ever heard of anyone say "it's not that funny" when they hit their funny bone?  I haven't and think I am the first.

 

Cow and horse ***** is deep.  Dogs don't defecate enough for it to be deep.

 

Cats say, "hold our beer ..."  https://www.zillow.com/homes/3854-Green-Rd-Bloomfield,-NY-14469_rb/31880003_zpid/

 

@teef

[Miyagi-Do Karate]

Quick question for the doctors on here. What is the estimated recovery time for amputation and then re-attachment without the elbow? 

[YoloinOhio]

 

[Milanos Milano]

10 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

 

Let’s hope that’s all it is 🙏. Hoping for no ligament issues. Even if it is, I don’t think surgery for elbow would be season ending unless it’s fully torn. So at least there is that hope. 

Edited August 2, 2022 by IronMaidenBills

[Scott7975]

1 hour ago, FilthyBeast said:

Well that sucks. This team has been very lucky with injuries for the most part the last few years (sans Tre White), almost an anomaly really but you wonder if that luck is finally running out and a regression to the norm is coming this year on the injury front.

 

Either way might be time to tap the breaks on the SB hype vehicle in hopes of not jinxing this team any further.

 

Oh look.. more troll fear monger. 

Edited August 2, 2022 by Scott7975

[BuffaninSarasota]

17 minutes ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said:

Quick question for the doctors on here. What is the estimated recovery time for amputation and then re-attachment without the elbow? 

 

depends if there is a concurrent splenectomy .... you know, a ruptured spleen can be common with an elbow injury

[Mr. WEO]

we deserve updates!!

 

should we be praying for him??

 

 

 

[Gugny]

2 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said:

we deserve updates!!

 

should we be praying for him??

 

 

 

 

That depends.  Are we done praying for Dawkins?

 

[mrags]

7 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

That depends.  Are we done praying for Dawkins?

 

Pray for Spiller. That’s what I always say. Only after we’re done praying for Doug Flutie 

[Mr. WEO]

7 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

That depends.  Are we done praying for Dawkins?

 

 

I don't see where he established a relationship with JC in his brief time away, so I think we're done with him.

[Miyagi-Do Karate]

20 minutes ago, BuffaninSarasota said:

 

depends if there is a concurrent splenectomy .... you know, a ruptured spleen can be common with an elbow injury

so, then are you recommending amputation from the spleen up? That seems to be the safest course.

13 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said:

we deserve updates!!

 

should we be praying for him??

 

 

 

I believe we are still at phase 1: thoughts. May ramp it up to thoughts and prayers tomorrow.

[BuffaninSarasota]

10 minutes ago, Miyagi-Do Karate said:

so, then are you recommending amputation from the spleen up? That seems to be the safest course.

I believe we are still at phase 1: thoughts. May ramp it up to thoughts and prayers tomorrow.

of course, that would be my recommendation to reduce the risk of septic shock, hangnails, and excessive jock itch

 

otherwise he may not make it back at all .... 

Edited August 2, 2022 by BuffaninSarasota
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[4BillsintheBurgh]

44 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

 

...hard to confirm or speculate further? Pfft....

 

Have you seen this thing we call the internet? Many things are hard, but absolutely not speculating

[BuffaloMatt]

1 hour ago, corta765 said:

While I understand people saying cancel all remaining practices and camp, you really do need these sessions to get your team aligned and in the spot they need to be for week 1. Bills medical staff has been top notch at keeping guys healthy and preventive injury so I got faith with that. Hopefully it is a hyperextension as said so far.

Agreed. . . . after week one we will see many injuries across the league. "Football is a Violent Game"

[LabattBlue]

Threads like these make for great reading thanks to all the wannabee medical professionals.  😂😂😂

[Scott7975]

Ok I just got off of a phone call with my sources close to this matter.  I am told that Poyer has suffered an elbow injury.  I will keep you all updated when I hear more.

[transient]

56 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

Cats say, "hold our beer ..."  https://www.zillow.com/homes/3854-Green-Rd-Bloomfield,-NY-14469_rb/31880003_zpid/

 

@teef

I'm not going to ask why you know that listing exists...

 

Hell of a sales pitch, though.

 

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