Ima be on the toilet for days yo!

[muppy]

I dont usually even read threads relating to poop lol but Im glad I opened this one. Playing gigs has to be a lot of fun so enjoy and buy some topical cream for your ahem pain hermano. I dont envy you the wings lol Not a Fan but to each his own 🙂

 

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[Gugny]

15 hours ago, Draconator said:

Last years band. The Wingfest staff haven't updated the entertainment portion of the site for this year.

 

5 hours ago, Beerball said:

Give yourself some pub. WTF are you?

 

http://www.boomerangbuffalo.com/

 

[Draconator]

So I was in the Atomic Hot Wing contest. There were 7 contestants, and we each had 25 of the hottest wings at Wingfest, from Wings Army. Whoever finished the 25 wings first was declared the winner.

 

The winner finished his 25 wings in about 7 minutes. I had 14 wings in that time span, so my goal of 2 wings per minute was met.

 

But the thing is? The wings to me, were not hot at all. Spicy, yes. Flavorful, absolutely, but scary hot? Not even close. AND, no fire butt afterwards.  

[Johnny Hammersticks]

6 minutes ago, Draconator said:

So I was in the Atomic Hot Wing contest. There were 7 contestants, and we each had 25 of the hottest wings at Wingfest, from Wings Army. Whoever finished the 25 wings first was declared the winner.

 

The winner finished his 25 wings in about 7 minutes. I had 14 wings in that time span, so my goal of 2 wings per minute was met.

 

But the thing is? The wings to me, were not hot at all. Spicy, yes. Flavorful, absolutely, but scary hot? Not even close. AND, no fire butt afterwards.  

Did the wings need to be picked clean, or just eat most of the meat and move on?  

[Draconator]

Just now, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Did the wings need to be picked clean, or just eat most of the meat and move on?  

90% of the meat off the bone. 

[Simon]

Just now, Draconator said:

90% of the meat off the bone. 

 

Were you allowed to throw up a couple minutes in and keep rolling or would that disqualify you?

[Draconator]

Just now, Simon said:

 

Were you allowed to throw up a couple minutes in and keep rolling or would that disqualify you?

I felt totally fine. I walked out with the winner and nobody has any stomach issues. 

 

What really amazed me, is the national wing eating championship, the winner Miki Sudo ate 233 wings in 12 minutes. Joey Chestnut came in second with 224 wings.

[Simon]

Just now, Draconator said:

I felt totally fine. I walked out with the winner and nobody has any stomach issues. 

 

What really amazed me, is the national wing eating championship, the winner Miki Sudo ate 233 wings in 12 minutes. Joey Chestnut came in second with 224 wings.

 

If I was allowed to throw up halfway home, I think I could knock out 5-10 a minute.

But those lunatics eating 200+ are not even human beings. That's a wing every 3 seconds!

[Draconator]

Just now, Simon said:

 

If I was allowed to throw up halfway home, I think I could knock out 5-10 a minute.

But those lunatics eating 200+ are not even human beings. That's a wing every 3 seconds!

I was happy with my 2 wings per minute. I'd have to watch a ton of YouTube videos on how to swallow whole to compete for a title. 

 

No commentary @Gugny

[aristocrat]

43 minutes ago, Simon said:

 

If I was allowed to throw up halfway home, I think I could knock out 5-10 a minute.

But those lunatics eating 200+ are not even human beings. That's a wing every 3 seconds!

yes if you keep throwing up theoretically you could eat forever.  What a strange question