Ima be on the toilet for days yo!

[Draconator]

I was selected to compete in the Atomic Hot Wing Eating Championship at Wingfest this year. Contest is Sunday, Sept 4th. My band will be playing on Saturday, Sept 3rd at Wingfest. 

 

I be going to Duffs for their suicide wings, because we're talking about practice.

[Wacka]

From the title, i thought you were going to have a colonoscopy.

[Buffalo716]

You are finna be ******** fire for a week bro

[PastaJoe]

[Marv's Neighbor]

2 hours ago, Wacka said:

From the title, i thought you were going to have a colonoscopy.

Does Duff's do those?

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

8 hours ago, Wacka said:

From the title, i thought you were going to have a colonoscopy.

That's the week afterwards.

[Beerball]

9 hours ago, Draconator said:

I was selected to compete in the Atomic Hot Wing Eating Championship at Wingfest this year. Contest is Sunday, Sept 4th. My band will be playing on Saturday, Sept 3rd at Wingfest. 

 

I be going to Duffs for their suicide wings, because we're talking about practice.

ummm, congrats on the gig, condolences on the atomic wings

 

Reach out to @Gugny he can give you advice on making the suicide wings disappear right @BringBackFergy ?

[BringBackFergy]

11 minutes ago, Beerball said:

ummm, congrats on the gig, condolences on the atomic wings

 

Reach out to @Gugny he can give you advice on making the suicide wings disappear right @BringBackFergy ?

Yeah. Easiest way to consume suicide wings is to pawn them off on unsuspecting yutes. 

[UConn James]

9 hours ago, Wacka said:

From the title, i thought you were going to have a colonoscopy.

With those 🔥🍗, any polyps will be cauterized on the way through.

[Draconator]

Just now, UConn James said:

With those 🔥🍗, any polyps will be cauterized on the way through.

See? I'm smart

 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

2 hours ago, Draconator said:

See? I'm smart

 

[Draconator]

32 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Pretty litter only please!

[Augie]

3 hours ago, Draconator said:

See? I'm smart

 

 

I’ll give you credit for playing one day, then eating the wings the next day. The reverse order could be……… problematic, if you know what I mean. 

[The Dean]

I had the Atomic wings last time I was in Buffalo. They were terrific, though not as hot as I remember them from years ago. Still nice and spicy.  My advice is to have a bit of ice cream or yogurt---something like that before you go to bed. Typically keeps the ring of fire at bay for me.

[Draconator]

10 hours ago, Augie said:

 

I’ll give you credit for playing one day, then eating the wings the next day. The reverse order could be……… problematic, if you know what I mean. 

If it was reversed, I would be wearing black pants and thankfully for the rest of the band, we're playing outdoors. 

 

But since it's band on Saturday and Hot wings on Sunday, I'll be wearing black pants, and thankfully for the rest of the band, we're playing outdoors.

[The Dean]

8 minutes ago, Draconator said:

If it was reversed, I would be wearing black pants and thankfully for the rest of the band, we're playing outdoors. 

 

But since it's band on Saturday and Hot wings on Sunday, I'll be wearing black pants, and thankfully for the rest of the band, we're playing outdoors.

 

The Heavenly Chillbillies?

[Draconator]

1 minute ago, The Dean said:

 

The Heavenly Chillbillies?

Last years band. The Wingfest staff haven't updated the entertainment portion of the site for this year.

[The Dean]

5 minutes ago, Draconator said:

Last years band. The Wingfest staff haven't updated the entertainment portion of the site for this year.

 

 

Ah! Thanks

[Beerball]

9 hours ago, Draconator said:

Last years band. The Wingfest staff haven't updated the entertainment portion of the site for this year.

Give yourself some pub. WTF are you?

[BuffaloBill]

On 7/25/2022 at 9:40 PM, Draconator said:

I was selected to compete in the Atomic Hot Wing Eating Championship at Wingfest this year. Contest is Sunday, Sept 4th. My band will be playing on Saturday, Sept 3rd at Wingfest. 

 

I be going to Duffs for their suicide wings, because we're talking about practice.

 

 

Enjoy your burn twice experience!!!!