theesir Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 http://www.startribune.com/stories/503/5396655.html The $150 device includes a prosthetic penis attached to a jockstrap and plastic bag. Using a syringe, the user fills the bag with a precisely measured amount of water blended with the urine powder to create a clean sample. When the user takes a drug test in front of an observer, the water is released through the prosthetic with a valve (the instructions recommend the user cough to hide the sound of the valve unsnapping). He says it was for his cousin. This guy has a ton of talent and seems destined to throw away his career so that he can smoke weed.
OnTheRocks Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 That's funny. I don't condone these atheltes and their behavior....but the fact they are willing to risk their carreers and all the "riches and glory" that come along with it, tells me they have some serious demons they are battling with.
slothrop Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 so, your saying that he go caught with a "strap-on!" LOL! Man, when he gets back from his suspension I bet a teamate who is a practical jokester fills his locker with strap-on's and other "toys."
Greg de'Ville Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 ...his third strike by the league may be forthcoming. That's a one-year suspension.
theesir Posted May 11, 2005 Author Posted May 11, 2005 This team which seemed to have a glut of RBs may now have a need..... Cough... Travis.... Cough
Rubes Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 I'm sure his initial response was, "I swear, it's not mine!" Said, of course, with his best British accent.
Chilly Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 That's funny. I don't condone these atheltes and their behavior....but the fact they are willing to risk their carreers and all the "riches and glory" that come along with it, tells me they have some serious demons they are battling with. 333601[/snapback] Meh, I dunno about that. The NFL has tons and tons of players, just like in society there are people that don't care about riches and glory and owuld just rather be lazy, ahve a job that they don't have ot work hard at, and relax most of their lives, I'm sure that in the NFL theres a lot of the same thing. The problem is though, once you are thought of to be a star, you're propelled by everyone and all that pressure is put on you to be a star. Some guys would just rather not, but were propelled up there by their peers, agents, parents etc. They just don't care if they have the riches and glory. Don't get me wrong though, a lot of them do have major demons from all of this according to some news articles I've read, I just don't think that this is a good way to tell if they do.
BuckeyeBill Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 Bye bye Mr. Smith... have fun this year getting high and collecting dried urine.
Dan III Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 So you're saying he pissed away a good career. 333466[/snapback] Tom Sizemore?
USMCBillsFan Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 How ironic. I was tagged for a random piss test today... We're supposed to get them randomly every 6 months but today was my first in over 2 years.
theesir Posted May 11, 2005 Author Posted May 11, 2005 How ironic. I was tagged for a random piss test today... We're supposed to get them randomly every 6 months but today was my first in over 2 years. 333713[/snapback] Ya pass???
rovey1961 Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 How ironic. I was tagged for a random piss test today... We're supposed to get them randomly every 6 months but today was my first in over 2 years. 333713[/snapback] Hey! I was "randomly" selected for the 2nd time in less than 2 months I should pass with flying colors but I had/have some issues with the why they collected and handled the specimin, Have already lodged a complaint with HR about it too
taterhill Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 tell me...who here would not pick a big bag of acapulco Gold over millions of dollars and a promising NFL career...
Mark VI Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 tell me...who here would not pick a big bag of acapulco Gold over millions of dollars and a promising NFL career... 333737[/snapback] Tommy Chong
SACKMARINO Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 http://www.australianmuscle.com.au/images/whiz.jpg
stuckincincy Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 Meh, I dunno about that. The NFL has tons and tons of players, just like in society there are people that don't care about riches and glory and owuld just rather be lazy, ahve a job that they don't have ot work hard at, and relax most of their lives, I'm sure that in the NFL theres a lot of the same thing. The problem is though, once you are thought of to be a star, you're propelled by everyone and all that pressure is put on you to be a star. Some guys would just rather not, but were propelled up there by their peers, agents, parents etc. They just don't care if they have the riches and glory. Don't get me wrong though, a lot of them do have major demons from all of this according to some news articles I've read, I just don't think that this is a good way to tell if they do. 333690[/snapback] I too worry about our millonaires - such pressure...
OnTheRocks Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 How ironic. I was tagged for a random piss test today... We're supposed to get them randomly every 6 months but today was my first in over 2 years. 333713[/snapback] so....did you go in with the double headed dildo or just let it rip naturaly?
Alaska Darin Posted May 11, 2005 Posted May 11, 2005 You know, on "Playmakers" they made them strip naked and piss in front of a committee. You mean television ISN'T exactly like real life?
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